Now that David Beckham is back stateside, what's he doing with his time? One hint: He's not playing soccer for the league he was paid tens of millions of dollars to popularize.
Halo3 is the fastest-selling game for the Xbox, and has caused many a die hard fan who enjoys shooting the crap out of others virtually to queue for hours to get a copy. When it was released last week, Becks was one of these fans - waiting his turn in line like everyone else. The games went on sale at midnight, and David bought a copy for himself and the boys and also for all twenty geeks in the queue with him.
Get out your pens, conservative economists, it's trickle-down-to-shut-ins economics in action. The money of athletic, American sports fans has found its way into the clutches of video game enthusiasts with loads of expendable time. Sweet revenge, yet again, nerds!
More Posh and Becks after the jump.
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So that's where he was all night when we were supposed to be humpin' and pumpin'. Great, he chooses NOW to be a real guy and not send his assistant?
I am hurt, David.
You should be, Kitch, that is OUTRAGEOUS. Don't you love how Cord takes a good deed and makes it into something terrible? It's not like Goldenballs stomped over women and children to buy out ever last copy of the game while shaking with evil laughter. That might be news.
And he bought for twenty random people.
That makes up for leaving me unsexed for a night.
Why isn't he ever in line with me when I need to buy shoes?
Is it possible to fall even more in love with this man?!
Why isn't he ever in line with me when I buy sex toys?
Because Posh buys the sex toys?
Kitchy, does he send his assistant for that?
With Beckham's notoriety, he probably could have his people contact their people and get the game ahead of time, without waiting in line. I like this this story…it is almost as cute as the kittens tussling video. I feel warm and fuzzy.
I just realized that he may actually be sending his assistant for the sexing.
This isn't good.
The sending his assistant, or the sex?
Fucking lame that a man plays video gams, esp. violent ones. So unsexy. GREAT that he bought copies for everyone in line. Aw. Nice guy.
As a fellow gaming nerd, I cannot get into Halo, but I could get into Beckham playing Halo naked (just put a towel under your ass while sitting on my couch please)
The sex has been great. But it's always dark, so it was probably his assistant.
Or Posh.
haha…ew BeA…I just got a visual of butt sweat on a leather couch. I think I could deal with Beckham butt sweat, though. I would probably bottle it up and wear it as a fragrance.
Eau de Golden Ass
Beckham can buttsweat on my couch any day.
So can Be A for that matter.
Awwww that's sweet! Butt sweat buddies
Hey while the cat is away the mouse will play, I bet he is taking this opportunity to be with as many women as he can. I bet HE probably pay those dumb magazine to keep the pig nose butless, sleazy and cheap looking woman busy.
With the millions he is being paid for doing nothing, I am sure he can spare this for the needy nerds. Wish I could be paid for nothing sweet f.a.