There are some things we can count on: The sun comes up from the east. Heidi and Spencer show up for any red carpet event, no matter how inane. And posts about the Jonas Brothers and Clay Aiken bring out the crazies. But who knew those same weirdos would also go insane for David Blaine?

Upon our discovery that Blaine was not actually doing anything he promised during his latest stunt, rabid fan Jennifer took to the comments section to set the record straight: "First of all, he said he was going to do stretches and come up horizontally for short check ups..do your research!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!he isnt a fake and he isnt a fraud!" Wow, anyone who uses that many exclamation points must mean business.

Then she came back for more (emphasis ours): "Yes he is hanging upside down. He is never right side up, and he barely comes up at all and when he does he isnt even all the way horizontal for the doctors to check him plus he does stretches and he does them upside down. Id like to see any of you try it for 3 minutes."

Hey, uh, Jennifer? How do you explain the above video? Seriously, we're all about these "health check-ups," but when you spend over half your time not following through with your stunt, it kind of loses its lackluster. Get back to us tomorrow when you're finished stalking him in Central Park.