David Blaine, whose mission in life is to constantly top his own stupidity, has announced his next cry for attention: He will hang upside-down from a six-story highwire above Central Park for three days and two nights. During this time he must (obviously) sleep upside-down and will not be allowed to eat. Sounds fun. Oh, and this is going to be televised on national television Sept. 24 so everybody can join in the absurdity.
For those who will be in New York during this stunt, David wants you to stop by and say hello: "There are always some crazy things. I get flashed quite often. Luckily, mostly from girls." Yeah, luckily.
Later, Blaine plans to break the world record for sleep deprivation, which should be easier than his failed attempt at abstaining from being a tool.
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why is this bat cute?
David Blaine's a fucking talentless idiot.
Oh. I guess he's still doing… um, things.
rofl @ luckily
legally blonde reference?
Cool I hope he damages his brain.
the thing about this dude is that his actual magic tricks are kind of cool. he had some special about 5 years ago and he did "man on the street" kind of stuff like go into a bar with a deck of cards and make the cards appear in people's beer bottles. a lot of his tricks are truly mind bottling.
but seriously? living in a box? holding your breath? hanging upside down? seriously, blaine. stop it.
Psst! David!
I think only your PANTS that are on FIRE need to hang on the telephone wire when you tell a lie.
You don't have to be IN THE PANTS. They hang there BY THEMSELVES.
Now be still and quit acting crazy.
That bat is awesome.
stm I think i saw that man on the street hing - isnt thathte one where he walks up to a girl, puts his hand on her boob and holds it there fore like 5 minutes, while he tells her her heart is beating fast and she proceeds to have some kind of creepy emotion?
thats when i started loathing the DB.
Maybe he'll get rabies
David Blaine Likes Boobies.
I'm going to speculate.. that when Mr Blane was a little boy, he didn't get much attention… No "yah!' for his first steps, no applause for his first poop on the potty… so his adult life is reduced to.. well… being David Blane. ugh.
I like when you speculate, Sprout!
Now I am going to speculate for a moment.
(And I'll also be talking to David Blaine in the first person, like he can really hear me. Bear with me.)
David, did the Democrats put you up to these antics?
This upside-down stuff, and this sleep deprivation stuff?
And this stuff where some folks show you signs of support in the avenue of things that you have faith in?
(For you it is getting flashed by women. For McCain, it is a cross in the sand.
Or is that Solzhenitsyn? I get that part confused.)
Anyway, David, are you trying to steal McCain's thunder? I think you are! :-)
oh dear god, sar, i didn't see that. if i had i think i would also have started loathing db also!
that's a double also, for all you also fans!!
sweet legally blonde reference.
Also Also was WHAM!'s second choice for a group name.
David Blaine is one of Satan's boobie tassels. The other is Peter Andre.
I've said it before and I'll say it again…David Blaine is the Antichrist (suck on that CNN!!).
If David Blaine is hanging upside down, and I hit him with a stick, will candy come out?
Well, can I hit him with a stick anyway???
David Blaine is the Dork Knight.
For his next trick, I'd like to see him catch a bus with his head.
anyone who stands around in central park looking up in the sky
deserves whatever happens to them.
The Dork Knight! Awesome :D
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David Blaine
Douche Bag
u must all be criss angel fans cause like everyone in the world loves david blaine, if it wasn't for him there wouldn't be any street magic. how gives a ddamm about his stunts, thats just for him to "test himself" i think its for show but either way his close up stuff is great and no one can argure that. support him or dont comment. luv ya blaine keep up the good work and please put out a dvd soon again.