Jennifer Lopez is reportedly playing an S & M supermom in her upcoming David LaChapelle directed music video for her single "Do It Well". In it, she's sent into a ritualistic sex dungeon frequented by men dressed as vermin. Tres artistic!
Never mind that LaChapelle's scenario has nothing to do with the lyrics of "Do It Well," the first single from J.Lo's forthcoming CD, "Brave." Lopez really wanted to work again with the photographer, who directed her "I'm Glad" video.
Perhaps aware that she also really wants a child, LaChapelle gave her one — a son, about 6 years old. For some reason, the kid is being held hostage in this kinky club. Enter J.Lo, kicking around bouncers the same way she wailed on that abusive husband in "Enough."
Searching for her boy, she discovers a grimy place that resembles a Petland store run by the Marquis de Sade. Opening one door, she sees a dominatrix, dressed up as a cat, whipping a man in a mouse mask and underpants. He's stretched out on a mousetrap. Behind another door is a giant hamster cage, where one woman trods an exercise wheel while another sucks water from a bell bottle.
Lopez eventually finds the child amid all the lurid degeneracy and offers him a life of spoiled salvation, which, of course, he immediately turns down, as playing with hamsters the size of men is very, very fucking cool.
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Sounds painful…
Which? Her singing, or the video?
I heart her!
this changed.. before it said about men who dress as mice not being grimy… did you get embarrrassed by giving out too much info Bunnieballs? (so fitting.)
Bunnyballs hearts Mouseyballs?
(lisa i jsut laughed so freakin' hard.. idated a guy i called mouseballs cuz they were abnormally huge - mice have the largest balls proportionally in the animal kingdom)
however, i think he might.. hmmmmmmmm
Bunnie's a furvert!
The whole video is making me feel uncomfy. And the image of hamster balls doesn't comfort me much. Have you seen the balls on those things? How do they walk?
Why do I suddenly smell cedar chips and feel itchy…this whole thing has gotta be as fake as JLo
Will they even be allowed to show this thing before 9 pm? Remember they wouldn't show Madonna's video, Justify my love, before 9 or 10?
That wouldn't even be shocking anymore. I did love the Wayne and Garth version.
J-Lo bashing is boring. Pick a new person.
Does Cord bash Jello a lot? Because, in all the time I have been reading here, it is mostly Skeletor who gets attention. If at all, really.
I think rican is just sensitive because she's a New Yoriqua or whatever she's calling herself these days. And if Cord did want to bash her, he could have posted those recent cellulitis photos, pero no lo hizo.
I gotta say, I like JLo's music- at least the stuff where she collaborates with talented hip hop artists. Girlfriend ain't really a vocalist, right? But her last set of videos were pretty lame. Hold You Down? Get Right? I don't need to see her in 15 "characters" that all end up with the same voice and range of expression. Just shake that ass, bitch, and let us see what you got.
this photo is very village people