that kind of gets me down…

Me too. That's so weird. Maybe I do have a heart? I need to fix that.

Man, I had a great carpet cleaning joke but it just doesn't seem apropos. I always thought this was a good couple and I'm bummed if it's true.

She's just not that into Ellen.

Seriously, poor Ellen. I hope that she gets with a chick younger and hotter than Portia. Maybe Kristen Bell?

Aww…I'm bummed. I like them. Poor ol' Ellen can't keep a girl. First Anne and now Portia. I'm sad. I need a drink.

So, apparently Ellen is Hag Kryptonite…interesting.

Poor Ellen. She doesn't have much luck with the ladies, does she?

I doubt it's a "hotter and younger" issue. How less hot could Ellen have gotten in three years?

She's the Dorothy Zbornak of lesbians.

Aw, this is sad. Ellen seemed so happy with Portia, much happier than with crazy Anne. Broken hearts SUCK!

I think Ellen has gotten better looking with age. Maybe she's a smotherer?

I hope they aren't going to break up. They are color coordinating in this photo. If that's not true love I don't know what is.

The Zbornak of love. There is no greater curse to love than the Zborn.

This is just TOO SAD :( Poor Ellen. I can see Portia trying to trade for a younger "model"!

She'd be the Stan to her Dorothy.

Obviously Stan was the girl in that relationship.

I hope it's not true. I thought she had found true love after that Ann Heche debacle. That is very sad.

I'd go out with Ellen, and I'm straight…..lol
I just think she's a smart and funny lady, and I'd love to live that lifetstyle!

Bummer! Break-ups are tough. I really like Ellen. I've never been a Porta Potty lover tho. Ellen can probably do better.

htats so sad i really like them together.. melts my cold black heart.

damn kryptonite.

she really is like a morden day gay dorothy.
PS is Kristen Bell gay, cuz she is gorgeous and i DEF wanna see Ellen with someone awesome.

I thought she already got dished enough heatbreak with crazy Anne. (My friend in high school dated a crazy anna, true story)

i never feel sorry for skinny rich white people. fuckers got the whole world at their feet. hows about we show some compassion towards the 400 pound black women with 6 kids who eats Kraft dinner all day? She's gotta worry about paying hydro and someone busting a cap into one of her baby's asses and not to mention one of those damned baby daddy's coming back to dip into the immense weath of the baby bonus cheque. fuck Oprah in the eye.

wait… you dont feel sorry for any skinny rich white person, not for any reason?

Can I not feel bad for the "400 pound black women with 6 kids who eats Kraft dinner all day" becuase of her poor economic conditions that society is probably the casue for AND the "rich white person" going through heart break? Cuz I do.

that is racism kiddo, just so you know.

it might be stupid but it's not racism.

your right… its racism and classism

becuase you are kidding yourself if you beleive that had i said "i dont feel bad for 400 pound black women with 6 kids who eats Kraft dinner all day becuase they the whole world is there to let them get their shit together, what about the skinny rich white person who keeps getting treated horrible in relationships" it isnt racism.

if you dont feel bad for someone beucase they are white and rich, then you are racist and classist.

all i'm saying is the woman has munched on some fine poon and the expiry date on this tuna has past. when shit goes stinky in my fridge, i just head back down to the fishmarket and pick up more flounder.

What about the illegal Mexican woman who picks tomatos all day to feed her 6 kids, 3 of whom were born in the US & are therefore citizens and if she gets deported half of her kids have to leave & the other half doesn't?

Or non-skinny white people?

Actually, you didn't say that toast. What you said was "i never feel sorry for skinny rich white people. fuckers got the whole world at their feet." That sounds significantly not like what you said in No. 25.

actually it is the same thing, when you got the whole world in your palm, getting a new dish is as easy as calling room service.
you kids are funny, you can go on and on about Oprah and what a bitch she is with her school in africa and all third party actions, but GOD forbid some funny white woman suffer 10 minutes of heartbreak.

Hey hey hey there toast, I NEVER said Ellen was funny. It's nice to see lesbos in the public eye and I thought this couple made a great example (to all the ladies out there afraid of coming out I mean not so much a great example of a good relationship).

me too, high 5!

in no way is #20 and #25 the same thing - you can say it after hte fact to not sound like a complete (although i think #25 just makes you sound worse) but it doesnt change #20.

Whatoperah does shouldnt be judge in terms of race and what ellen feels shouldnt be judged in terms of race.

I have a feeling if Halle Berry was at the top of this post (whos had the same crappy record in the love department) we wouldnt be having this discussion.

but you got it kiddo, some funny white lady is feeling pain, i have to reach out to her. fuck the philanthropic black woman who might share news on the same day.

in no way is #20 and #25 the same thing - you can say it after hte fact to not sound like a complete (although i think #25 just makes you sound worse) but it doesnt change #20.

Whatoperah does shouldnt be judge in terms of race and what ellen feels shouldnt be judged in terms of race.

I have a feeling if Halle Berry was at the top of this post (whos had the same crappy record in the love department) we wouldnt be having this discussion.

but you got it kiddo, some funny white lady is feeling pain, i have to reach out to her. fuck the philanthropic black woman who might share news on the same day.

Halle Berry is white. d'uh.

my mistake, i didnt realize she didnt live up to your standards of black.

no but she sure is a dumbass when it comes to dudes.

Halle Berry is white? Why, is because she has money, or is it because her mom's white,
is it because her SO is white, or is it simply that any woman you don't like is white? Sheesh, you're a bigot, toast.

hahahaha. so you can't be considered white because you have some black in you? talk about a bigot and an elitest to boot. GAWD!!

Oh no, is this one of those situations we need to break out the chart? She looks more brown, like Cord. Where is Kris when you need he/she?

Speaking of brown…how smoking hot was Tyson Beckford on ANTM last night? I had to hose myself off a couple of times when he was eating the mango.

He was sooooooooo sexy. Miss J's afro is growing to gigantic proportions. And Mr. J really needs to tone down the foundation. His neck didn't match at all.

On the bright side, I have a new phrase. When I'm getting annoyed with someone I just say, Last Frame.

Who gets custody of the strap-on?

They both are so nice they'll just go back and forth. You take it, no, you take it.

toast, I neither said nor implied any such thing; you might want to learn to read for comprehension instead of just looking for things to take offense to.

You're the one who brought up skin colour as though it should matter in this or any other circumstance, used "white" as a diss, and completely misunderstood my post.

I'm neither a bigot nor an elitist. You, however, come across as a buffoon, given the way you're flailing about trying to spin your original crap into something less odious, and failing miserably.

i don't take offense to anything. this is a celebrity gossip site on the internets, you shouldn't get so worked up over this stuff, it's not worth it.

shhhhhhhhh baby, that's it, shhhhhhhhhhhhh. momma Prosac is gonna take care of you. that's right, shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Ellen was told years ago that the tramp only wanted her money and fame. I feel sorry for Ellen but she was in a great relationship and ended it for that rag.

Oh yes. I forgot about that relationship. It was right after she and Celestia broke up. But Portia has prettier hair. I really do envy her hair.

Lesbian bed death. It happens afer a couple of years.

q: what do lesbo's do on a second date?
a: rent a u-haul.

lols

well, i do agree with toast in one respect:

"fuck oprah in the eye."

hear, hear!

but also, i feel sad for ellen. mostly because breaking up sucks. whether your black, white, homo, hetero, decaf, or full strength.

If she'd allow me to serve her, I'd do Oprah in the eye or any way she wants and say "yes m'am" or "yes'um Miss Oprah" or however she wants me to verbally display my fealty.

I could be like her new Steadman, except not gay.

Great joke toast! So true.

That said, I like Ellen and wish her well.

Go figure, the one's always bringing up the race card are black people. They're the ones that want to end racism, but yet they are the ones that continually bring it to the forfront. SAD SAD WORLD WE LIVE WHEN SKIN COLOR ACTUALLY IS AN ISSUE AFTER ALL THESE YEARS!