Following what must have been a daunting two month investigation filled with God knows how many trips to Starbucks, Entertainment Tonight has broken the news that there may – or, y'know, may not – be a hit out on Kevin Federline. In fact, they're sure of it.
ET has several reliable sources that the FBI and LAPD are investigating legitimate leads on a contract hit on KEVIN FEDERLINE's life.
Multiple sources tell ET that the FBI made attempts to contact Federline to inform him of the potential danger.
When contacted, the FBI told us that the bureau cannot confirm or deny an investigation.
We're not sure who nor why someone wants Kevin Federline dead – or how it could be that the FBI is having a difficult time making contact with him – but this alleged contract killing begs the question: Wouldn't it be a far worse punishment to let him live?
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Now the Goldmans can rest easy.
not a hitman, its just the scientologist…
I think we know who's behind this mess. I don't want to accuse anyone (I'm looking at you Chris Crocker)Why would anyone want to rob us of the chance to hear his next album? I was hoping for a duet with Paris.
awww…k-fed's so cute. and hung like horse. who'd want to kill him? yeah he's kinda a worthless douche but the horse-hung part overrides that…
When the hell did you see his schlong?
WTF kind of GD kimono is that he's wearing?
all the gay blogs were abuzz about a year and a half ago when he came out of his car wearing one of those semi-gangsta loose pants. he was obviously not wearing underwear and it looked like there was a python loose in his pants…wait a minute and i'll go find a vid or pic.
I'll need proof of this. It looks like he got that stupid jacket from the Cheryl Tiegs Collection at Sears.
Oh James… you could do so much better than Britney's sloppy seconds!
sorry honey, but he probably stuffs…
That was just his salami sandwhich he was saving for later.
here's a vid of mr. k-fed's beautiful tool…i can't find the pic which clearly showed his huge penis. perhaps some other horny gay guy has that one…
http://socialitelife.com/2005/.....h_ways.php
god i love wiggas!
WHOA. He's going to slap somebody in the face with that thing.
omg, my favorite thing about that page is the little pic to the right that has perez looking like an effing idiot in underwear and a pink wig…
other than that, his pee pee looks just like Brandi on Rock of Love when she stuffed for a photoshoot. Just sayin…
and juju, i'm sure he already slapped brit
well juju…britney liked somethin about him…i doubt it was his conversation skills.
http://www.24ur.com/media/imag.....010956.jpg
Any rabid Britney fan out there, really. Since Britney's problems would all be solved if K-Fed kicked the bucket. Except that suspicion would fall on her and all that.
lol, both of their outfits are beautiful.
No schlong picture yet? :-(
he definitely looks like a My Name Is Earl extra in that pic, james
You couldn't see the video at Socialite? It was pretty quick.You need to watch it about 10 times.
here's some more…i can't find the one we gay guys were going crazy over tho…same outfit as this one but even more pronounced…
http://www.kevinfederlinefancl.....d__23_.jpg
I see his kneecap, is that… oh
Wang chung.
"Hung like a horse"? How would anyone know that…? And who would want to find out?
ODD that he's so much more the better parent now. Whoever woulda guessed?
I once saw a horse pissing on the side of a country road and I had to pull over and watch the whole show. I was facinated. It seriously looked like the horse had a firehose hanging from his nether regions. Before anyone charges me with bestiality, let me say, I was facinated because I didn't think "hung like a horse" had any merit, but damn it's true. Tommy Lee would have been jealous of that horse.
I guess he had no reason to be shy about pissiong on the side of the road.