So which one is the man?

Buck,

it's NOT you.

It's their big day so I'll refrain from stating my feelings about the sleeves.

That dress!

"I ah. Well I was going to - well what happened was I had this ice cream cone and it, well, it didn't spill, I spilled it, I can't blame the ice cream cone can I so - anyway ah - these pants were the wrong, and, for the occasion which, well there may be an occasion but ah you may not consider it an - well i hope you would think at least, or something would be at least memorable for your - because I wanted to - well I can't say I wanted to because I'm going to say it which means I won't be talking about it really, you'll see through that, so ah, what i meant to ask in ah, in of course some other, ah, clean pants, was if you'll - i mean will you marry me - uh oh."

Isn't it amazing that two gay people got married and the 'sanctity' of marriage didn't come to a crashing down. There was no apocalypse, no packs of wild dogs running the streets, no great injustices aside from the bullshit that is women's gymnastics judging. I haven't looked outside yet, but I doubt there are any Nazi's riding dinosaur's. So how about that, gay marriage doesn't bring about the end of days.

Good for them, I wish them well.

I hope she did this dance at the wedding:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1cdM5W_qqOs
Congratz, lovers.

Portia looks lovely.

I would be so pissed if I were her. She got all dolled up and Ellen looks like she pulled her regular work clothes out of the hamper and put them back on. WTF Ellen?!

Portia looks gorgeous. Ellen could has tried a little harder.

Hey Buck, they don't need a man get it? Portia is so beautiful and I think Ellen looks cute, that's her style.

I went to my first gay wedding a few weeks ago. Both brides were dressed similar to Ellen. It was a great wedding and I was so happy for them! So, I'm happy for Ellen and Portia too - yay for gays!

50% of the point of going to the point of going to a wedding is to share your loved ones' joy. The other 50% is to look at pretty things, much like 100% of the point of watching the Oscars or purchasing women's magazines. If both brides dressed like Ellen, I'd take my toaster back.

GBW - On that note, I'm totally appalled at the jeans the camera guy's wearing. I've been to plenty of weddings and never once seen anyone, even behind the scenes, dressed like it was freakin laundry day.

When my husband and I were planning our wedding, we tried very hard to think of a way to get "Have you… the wing?" worked into the ceremony. We weren't able to figure out how to trick our celebrator into saying it, which was a disappointment at the time, even though it would've permanently sealed our reputation as a dork couple forever. This has nothing to do with Ellen and Portia, although they are adorable - your byline just brought it to mind.