First, am I even allowed back here? Second, what I hate most of all about her is that people in the magazines actually refer to her dog as "Vida Blue." I hate myself even more for rememering that idiotic name. Really? I don't even address my own kid by her first and middle name (but I'm not in the South, y'all). Demi's dog gets that honor?

So does that mean the drink spiller will be fired? I hope the drink spiller sues them all for all being idiots. Can you catch that?

I'm going to spill drinks on 6 people tonight to show my support for the Box.

i hope nobody fires me, my entire kitchen floor was covered in beer after my new years party. i'm like queen bitch drink spiller over here. happy new year hags!

I spilled my own wine about 10 times the other night. Now I have little drunk ants all over my wall and floor. They love them some Arbor mist.

I'm going to send a secret email through Mollygood abut deimos and her drink spillage. She obviously is up her arse and doesn't care about beer or hops.

I think we should start a new charity, Adopt-a-Hop, to give a home to unloved or otherwise spilled hops. Angelina could be our spokesperson. If she's not available, I hear Tara Reid is cheap.

Truely we need to implement the No Hop Left Behind program.

tara reid would be great, she can write our motto on her fake boobs that way we can be sure everybody sees it.

haha, everyone can see…hee hee…

Same theory with Britney and some panties with your motto. It'd help everyone out…your motto would get seen, I wouldn't have to see her vajayjay…win-win people!

PS…I vote Cord starts a poll - whos tits and ass we see first in 08…

That's genius, deimos. It might cost a little extra, but I still think it would be $5 well spent.

I think we can talk her down to 2.75 and a pack of winstons. Try it.

She said, throw in a stick of juicy fruit, and you've got yourself a deal. No nipple, though.

Yikes. We'll throw in an extra .25 if she doesn't show it. And tell her, .15 if she doesn't show her belly.

Tara will not compromise on the belly. It will be shown.

hey juju, tara doesn't tell you how to do your job.

Adad: maybe tits OR ass? That way we can have a quickie while awaiting results for DeathWatch 2008.

This is pretty cool. They always look like they are sick of having us "normal" people milling around thier feet like mice.

deimos, that's due to the fact I've perfected being a lazy ass. You can't improve on perfection, just sayin. Now I just need to learn how to play tennis. No, too much work.

Oh, I was in the hospitality industry once upon a time, and that "reaming" at the end of the missive just means that your supervisor says "if this becomes a federal case, you got in trouble, o.k.?" "By the way, Good job, I don't blame you. Off the record."

This just tells me that they don't tip good.

Take care of the people that take care of you. It makes for a great time for everyone.

get your it's and its right…

Ashton is welcome to come in my box any time, anywhere.