Happy dance!

My prayers have been answered!

Now only if she'd throw herself into traffic…

But how will her girls become the future stars of tomorrow??

BOO!

Please tell me that train wreck the Lohans is canceled also.

She is a dead ringer for Mommie Dearest.

please tell me she made that face when charlie told her brooke is having his baby.

Finally!!! Now that's reality!!!

I actually liked watching it. However, I have seen Faces of Death, so I've been desensitized.

I read the headline of this post and laughed out loud, prompting my disastrously unfunny psychology professor to think I actually enjoyed one of his jokes.

Why doesn't Lifetime just buy the 2 or 3 decent shows from E! already and shut the whole place down. Bonus: Joel McHale in soft focus.

burton21, one of the things they don't teach you in school is that the ability to completely stifle your own laughter is an essential on the job skill.

here's another tidbit as a bonus to you: nobody actually cares if you're being sexually harassed, they just don't want a lawsuit. all corporate rules are about protecting the corporation, not the employee. this includes vacation and overtime policies. you're welcome.

MY DAY, QUITE POSSIBLY MY WEEK, IS NOW MADE.
I WILL CONTINUE TO LIVE.

oh juju, you look so bland and capitalized today; are you feeling ok?

That is some bad Juju….

You cant fake the juju. I'm just sayin…

Aw shucks . . . and I was so looking forward to seeing her have a meltdown when she found out about Charlie and Brooke's baby. Watch it be another girl!! It's sort of payback for Charlie being such a mysogynist.

burton21: I am disturbed by your reading gossip blogs during psychology classes (if only for the fact that you should be getting the skinny on just how insane people really can be and then come make fun of them with technical terms on such blogs). Very un-kosher indeed…

Awww… the best part of The Soup was watching Joel make fun of her and the use of colons!

Shit!!

sar- I now know how valuable stifled laughter is… I now have to muster a weak smile every time he looks my way for fear of academic retribution (or him discovering that I'd rather read Mollygood than his slides). And… thanks… for the tips about sexual harassment. You should file a lawsuit anyways, fuck 'em all.

vagarious- I'm an english major suffering through my last general education requirement in this hellhole of a course in "General Psychology"… so while I may not be able to come up with fancy schmancy psychobabble to insult celebrity idiots with, I'll settle for calling Denise Richards a slutty dump.

ah, I see…well in that case…carry on by all means ;)

English majors should be reading MG! It's the most modern analysis of fiction you can get our hands on.

Here's the thing about stifled laughter. You can stifle it at times when it would be inappropriate to laugh, but it will only come out at other, possibly more and much weirder, inappropriate times.

For instance. Yesterday I was at the library and thought about the fact that Vin Diesel looks like a toe. Now, I did not laugh.

However, I did start laughing, right out loud and with no cell phone in my hand to pretend into, at the local fish market, buying mussels for dinner.

Stifling is unhealthy and will only embarrass you in the end.

Wait, did I say "toe?" Because I totally meant "thumb." Sorry, Killorn.

This really isn't good enough. We have to kill Ryan Seacrest.

Ha to Denise, Ryan and E I say. Trying to pass that shit off as entertainment took balls!

Stoney I hired a shark a few weeks back for that express purpose but good help is so hard to find in the murky deep.