Sheen: "Don't forget sad, jobless pig, and um oh yeah, sad, and a bad mom, and jobless, and also evil, and um, vacuity."

You forgot to mention how she manages to bring up her mother's death whenever it seemed she needed sympathy, or was being annoying

You have to be a real mega bitch to make me feel sorry for Charlie Sheen. Sure he's a hooker fucker but you know he'd at least be fun to party with. Denise seems as fun as having ghonorrhea.

Obviously that "chapstick" Denise uses isn't doing the trick….fat cow

Chapstick is packed with fat. No wonder. That's why she should just eat gloss.

I would not want to party with Charlie Sheen. You'll leave for a moment to fetch yourself a beer and when you come back he'll be giving Jiminy Cricket a dirty sanchez in the middle of the room.

Um, is it really necessary for her to drop her towel in front of a camera crew because she's so worried about the extra six ounces of weight it will add? Whore. I really, really dislike her.

Christ, how does that heifer fit through the door? She need to lay off the wheat thins or she is going to have more chins than a Chinese phone book. It's so sad when hot women just let themselves go and creep above 130 pounds. So sad.

Jiminy Cricket is down with the dirty sanchez. I saw it on you tube

Does this chick actually have fans or are people tuning into this craptastic show for the sake of seeing the train wreck? BAH! She can't act! And if she were such a good mom, she would be sparing her children the ride on the 'complicated' roller coaster she has helped build. From what I see, she is teaching those little girls about insecurity, gold-digging and manipulation. C'mon! But I supposed that is what every famewhore needs to learn…sigh.

Yes, Stephanie, someone pointed out that during the promotional interviews for the shows, she would bring up her Mothers death as soon as anyone questioned her for allowing her children to be on the show.

cracking up at ilz.

cracking.up.

I like how she's so worried about paparazzi catching her looking fat in a bikini, but it's totally ok with letting her rolls hang out for a television crew.

I think she is fine and I really loved how she called that "journalist" on her show a c__t. She so deserved it, she was so bitchy to her. (Not too sure what words I can say on this site)

When will Television have it's nuclear attack and take all these Low Reality Shoes and stupid competitions off the air and go back to witty, orginal writing and programming? When will we not be innundated with perverted violence and brain numbing onslots of egomaniacal self centered, incredibly insecure past prime celebrities? Oh My God, why have a television AT ALL????

Yes, Denise Richards' show is lame, but what isn't today. She is a product of her enviornment, Hollywood (a haven for the superficial) and a lack of interests…like reading* (as she's been too busy.) So, what is to be expected? She IS a basically decent woman, she obviously is loyal to her family and friends and instead of being a party girl, she's a home-body. Not too bad. Great "raw material" as my husband has said (and he has already rescued on budding bimbo…me!).

*(Perhaps try reading the Bible and anything written before the last century because literature today is joke to.).

P.S. Why is it that that whore, Angelina Jolie, doesn't get the same sort of press as Denise? She's an emotional mental-case who "steals" the husband of America's sweetheart, then dares to tell the tax-payers of the United States what their moral obligations are (paying for Africans to have shots, etc.). Hasn't she spawed three illegitimate children (great roll-model for women everywhere) with her baby-daddy!

Man, I can't spell worth a darn!!

If she accused Charlie Sheene of molesting her girls, then I take it all back