Still Not Fat, Either

Last night’s episode Denise Richards: It’s Complicated was even more annoying than usual thanks to her 30 minutes of whining that she is “f–king fat.” Naturally, she spent the entire episode complaining about her weight and trying to get rid of all of her “hideous” rolls. Because that’s how you make America fall in love with you: By making everyone else feel obese.

Jul 14, 2008 · posted by Whitney · Link · 15 Responses
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Comments (15)

No. 1 sar says:

Sheen: “Don’t forget sad, jobless pig, and um oh yeah, sad, and a bad mom, and jobless, and also evil, and um, vacuity.”

Posted: Jul 14, 2008 at 12:44 pm
No. 2 Stephanie says:

You forgot to mention how she manages to bring up her mother’s death whenever it seemed she needed sympathy, or was being annoying

Posted: Jul 14, 2008 at 12:48 pm
No. 3 jujubees says:

You have to be a real mega bitch to make me feel sorry for Charlie Sheen. Sure he’s a hooker fucker but you know he’d at least be fun to party with. Denise seems as fun as having ghonorrhea.

Posted: Jul 14, 2008 at 1:05 pm
No. 4 Be Adequite says:

Obviously that “chapstick” Denise uses isn’t doing the trick….fat cow

Posted: Jul 14, 2008 at 1:13 pm
No. 5 jujubees says:

Chapstick is packed with fat. No wonder. That’s why she should just eat gloss.

Posted: Jul 14, 2008 at 1:16 pm
No. 6 ilnazhad says:

I would not want to party with Charlie Sheen. You’ll leave for a moment to fetch yourself a beer and when you come back he’ll be giving Jiminy Cricket a dirty sanchez in the middle of the room.

Posted: Jul 14, 2008 at 1:16 pm
No. 7 Helen Skor says:

Um, is it really necessary for her to drop her towel in front of a camera crew because she’s so worried about the extra six ounces of weight it will add? Whore. I really, really dislike her.

Posted: Jul 14, 2008 at 1:28 pm
No. 8 Keeblerkahn says:

Christ, how does that heifer fit through the door? She need to lay off the wheat thins or she is going to have more chins than a Chinese phone book. It’s so sad when hot women just let themselves go and creep above 130 pounds. So sad.

Posted: Jul 14, 2008 at 2:15 pm
No. 9 jujubees says:

Jiminy Cricket is down with the dirty sanchez. I saw it on you tube

Posted: Jul 14, 2008 at 2:28 pm
No. 10 batmamma says:

Does this chick actually have fans or are people tuning into this craptastic show for the sake of seeing the train wreck? BAH! She can’t act! And if she were such a good mom, she would be sparing her children the ride on the ‘complicated’ roller coaster she has helped build. From what I see, she is teaching those little girls about insecurity, gold-digging and manipulation. C’mon! But I supposed that is what every famewhore needs to learn…sigh.

Posted: Jul 14, 2008 at 3:25 pm
No. 11 k.shaw says:

Yes, Stephanie, someone pointed out that during the promotional interviews for the shows, she would bring up her Mothers death as soon as anyone questioned her for allowing her children to be on the show.

Posted: Jul 14, 2008 at 3:28 pm
No. 12 stopthemadness says:

cracking up at ilz.

cracking.up.

Posted: Jul 14, 2008 at 6:40 pm
No. 13 Kitchy says:

I like how she’s so worried about paparazzi catching her looking fat in a bikini, but it’s totally ok with letting her rolls hang out for a television crew.

Posted: Jul 14, 2008 at 11:29 pm
No. 14 BrittanyBlogs says:

I think she is fine and I really loved how she called that “journalist” on her show a c__t. She so deserved it, she was so bitchy to her. (Not too sure what words I can say on this site)

Posted: Jul 15, 2008 at 7:16 am
No. 15 hms says:

When will Television have it’s nuclear attack and take all these Low Reality Shoes and stupid competitions off the air and go back to witty, orginal writing and programming? When will we not be innundated with perverted violence and brain numbing onslots of egomaniacal self centered, incredibly insecure past prime celebrities? Oh My God, why have a television AT ALL????

Posted: Jul 15, 2008 at 10:29 am
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