DEPP!!!! I can't wait to see Sweeney Todd. It was nice of him to dress up for the event, especially considering what he usually wears.

I love Johnny, but he looks like a cater-waiter in that suit.

Thanks for the Martini Johnny, can I call you love muffin? I'll also have the Waldorf Salad on your next trip to the kitchen.

Can't. Type. Brain. Addled. Depp. So. Cuuuuutttte - ::collapses with one outstretched hand::

is it just me or are the tim burton/johnny depp picts together terrifying, becuase if you squint, burton could be depps dad, which means depp could age into burton - sad.

I pray that never happens. I rather see Depp age into Keith Richards.

id rather see depp dead than age into burton - i could live with richards

I think Burton may have a love child, but not Johnny Depp.
Check this out:http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://us.i1.yimg.com/img.movies.yahoo.com/ymv/us/img/flickr/15/01/000491831501.jpg&imgrefurl=http://movies.yahoo.com/summer-movies/Spider-Man-3/1808496334/photos/15/2498&h=570&w=400&sz=707&hl=en&start=21&um=1&tbnid=jagAxsXUhnTNzM:&tbnh=150&tbnw=105&prev=/images%3Fq%3Djohnny%2Bborrell%26start%3D20%26ndsp%3D20%26svnum%3D10%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26client%3Dsafari%26rls%3Den%26sa%3DN
and this:http://perso.orange.fr/ecole.chabure/cinema/jack/timburton.jpg
And they both seem to like women who buy their clothes at thrift shops and jumble sales.
It's a shame he didn't inherit any of his father's talent.

I think Johnny Borrell bears a striking resemblance to Tim Burton. I tried to post a link, but it was blocked. Borrell also seems to like women who buy their clothes at thrift shops and jumble sales. Too bad he didn't inherit any talent.

Johnny always looks like a cheap waiter when he dresses up. And yet, still hot.

And I so don't give two flying shits about fashion week.

His clothes are just big because he's waiting for me to crawl inside and give him a big hug.

Don't worry Johnny, I'll come hug you!

I had to google tricorne…and i am so glad i did, thanks Cord, I am becoming wittier and funnier thanks to you. Also, I like to picture Johnny in just a funny hat and diaper, I wish he would've worn just that, oh and saddle shoes too.

I don't mind the waiter look…I'm sure we could work it into our fun and games and role playing. I wonder if Johnny has a safe word?

I don't think I'd need a safe word with Johnny.

There's a large portion of the Pirates cast that wouldn't require safe words for me.

Kiera pre-ano days for me, and Mr. Richards as well.

Well if Keira came at me, I'd be running so hard in the other direction that no one would even be able to hear me yell my safe word anyway.

i wouldn't need a safeword with johnny, things could get so outta hand, it could kill me.. atleast i died happy.

You really don't like her huh Kitchy? She seems like a pill. But I think she used to be gorgeous.

i think she looks like she got hit in the face with a board as a baby.

Ok so what about Orlando? I would not need a safe word with him if playing LOTR-Legolas games, but now he's looking kinda skeevy

i guess that matters how hes coming (har,har). Is it as legolas, a pirate, of with that silly mustache hes sporting now. If the mustache was there, i wouldn't need a safeword, becuase I woudlnt touch him, but as a pirate or ::sigh:: legolas i wouldnt need a safe word either, for the same reasons i wouldnt need one with johnny.

I'm thinking my opinion about Scarlett Johanssen is similar to thoughts on Kiera…other than the body, I just don't get it.

I could enjoy some Orlando. Not with his current porn-stach, but that's for some play so I have faith it'll disappear when it's over.

Now if we're talking Lord of the Rings games, I need no safe word with Aragorn or Boromir.

I cannot fucking stand Scarlett Jowhoreson.

Viggo Mortensen is the hotness. Even when he uglies himself up, there is no denying it.

shes got such an annoying face, i just wanna kick her in the teeth.

im with you on boromir and aragorn (also, faramir), but not viggo, just aragorn.

Ha! I guess there is denying for you, huh, April?

Hey me too April! I don't mind Viggo normally, I just don't find him hot unless he's Aragorn.

I'm also a HUGE fan of Billy Boyd, but not as much in a hot way as in an absolutely adorable way.

My new safe word is "provolone"

Have u seen the new JLo video? I turned it off 1 min in…annoying

I could swear there was someone else in LOTR that I found hot. I know it wasn't Elijah, though. No offense to Wood.

Scarlett needs to get her teeth fixed. And find some talent.

There's a new movie, Eastern Promises, with Viggo where he's a Russian mafia guy…he is creepy scary in it…

Viggo is ok to me, I feel like Clive Owen can do no wrong. Ever.

pippin was so cute. i thought there was someone else on the cast too, but not so much.. maybe Haleth- the nephew. I can't remeber I think I thought he was cute.

I think it was one of the Orcs.

mmmmmmmmm

Oh, now you guys are losing me. You can find an Orc hot, but not Viggo? Ouch.

Did my sarcasm miss you? Are you posting as Bunnieballs today?

Teasing. Geez, none of us are getting each other today are we? I propose a Tom-ba Juice break, this instant.

http://shop.newline.com/kernel.....y1=22239_f

Let's drink to this.

i wish we could come out with diet tom-ba, cuz ive recently gained a few and i completely blame my increased tom-ba consupmtion. BUt i feel like diet tom-ba is sacriligious. The only religion that would allow a diet version is uu, maybe wicca. scientology, not so much

You're right, I convert. He's totally hotter than Viggo.

*gulp*

OMG Kitchy he's hot…gulp…PROVOLONE

I think I'm making "breastmilk" my safe word.

dangerzone kitchy cuz if there is nipplesucing involved he might think your offering.

How can I do that? I haven't recently exited a baby from my uterus, so I can't POSSIBLY be making milk.

men dont know that.

I think that's a good way to rate men. Weather or not you'd use your safe word.

Viggo - no need
Vince Vaughn- I already said it

John Bon Jovi- 1989, nope
John Bon Jovi- snore, said it.

Carrot top- I'm going to need a happy place to go to. I"m really obsessed with that crazy roids user.

kitchy, i proposed diet tomba on another thread… the all-carrot diet. it sounds delicious to me. but you're thinking it won't go over with the focus groups?

and juju, i can't think of a man who i wouldn't want a safe word with!! you are much braver than i am. of course you're probably a lot more buff than i am too.

I wouldn't need a safe word with deimos.

And I probably wouldn't need one with BALE or Rachel.

I'd need one with Bunnie.

In fact. I'll say it now.

BREASTMILK.

I'm making my new safe word "Cruizayzee." I just like the sound of it. It sounds like springtime, no?

Creepy, crazy, gag-inducing springtime, yes.

Kind of a tough one to say with Tom's ball gag in your mouth…too many z's

Oh, was that a perfect sentence structure, Be A.
"…Tom's…ball…gag…" Yep, that's about it.

not as bad as Gordon's Ballgag Salad he's apparently been cooking

I had to read it at least ten times before I realized she didn't mean "with Tom's ball (gag) in your mouth."

But then the image of what she really said hit me and it made me laugh really hard.

I like that one too, Kitchy, and it's more where I'm living with that one. I seriously am choking back the vom right now after the Tom's ball image.

He didn't MEAN for it to pop out of the wrestling suit, it just happened.

It was not gay at all. Tom just likes to finger dudes in the taint.

Wow you ladies are on a roll today FARKING hilarious!!!