Guess who turned 30 years old over the weekend! Give up? It’s this beautiful human being at left.
Perez Hilton celebrated what he called his “Quinceanera Part 2″ at the Beverly Wilshire Hotel — yes, the Beverly Wilshire actually let this man on the premises. Don’t ask us why.
In honor of this special occasion, “friends” of Perez showed up to take pictures on the red carpet and make nice with the man who could potentially ruin their reputations. The typical famewhores were in attendance, including Speidi, Nick Cannon, Jerry O’Connell and Harvey Levin … but Marc Jacobs? We are disappointed in you.
And Kim Vo, bless his heart, has taken the Britney failure a lot harder than expected. It’s OK that you couldn’t fix that tranny mess, honey — her hair is something that can only be tamed by Ken Paves. That doesn’t mean you need to show up with “Viva Perez” sharpie’d on your shirt.
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Hey, so why do you guys hate Perez so much? I don’t like him either, but is it because he’s a celebrity (and you splay all celebrities) or is it for some other reason? I also noticed that you and other blogs (like DListed, The Bastardly, etc.) link to each other’s stories but not to his.
Did he do something to you guys?
All I know is he grates on me, sucking up to celebrities and shamelessly self-promoting on his site.
Anything sponsored by K-Y jelly, I mean lubricant, has got to be tacky at best.
Would’ve been a great place to release a wild hyena.
That bitch Castro didn’t RSVP, but I guess it’s okay, since he’s dead.
Ah! Thanks for reminding me about that, Julia. Can you believe Perez relentlessly pushed the Castro is dead story, like he was trying to scoop the conventional press or something? Oh, Perez. You’re too ridiculous for words.
It reminds me of this party scene from a movie. Ah yes, Carrie. Pig blood and fire is how this all should have ended.
That’s it? That’s all you had to say about all the ass kissing that went on at that party? Oh molly good…I’m so disappointed!
This just confirms my belief that Hollywood is Hell on Earth.
I really wanna know what this guy did to you guys. That question is not cloaked in sarcasm- I REALLY WANNA KNOW! It can’t be just that he is annoying as hell, is it? Is it? Whitney, Cord, anyone. . .
what the hell is sticking out of nick cannon’s back pocket?
hand mirror? remote control? anyone..??
security tag?