Phone flinging phenom, Naomi Campbell, is publishing in the new issue of W the diary entries she composed while forced to do a week of community service following an assault charge. Don't worry, it's even better than you expect:
“Two of the people in the room have never been on a plane. They ask me what it’s like, and I’m embarrassed to tell them I was on seven planes the week before alone. It’s so interesting to get to know so many different sorts of people.”
“One co-worker tells me how he ended up here, basically because of alcohol. I bond with him, and I tell him I’m in recovery.”“Some people can handle a drink or a line of cocaine, but I’ve finally come to realise that, for me, it’s all or nothing - and it has to be nothing. And my life has changed since [I realised that].”
Inside sources have obtained for MollyGood part of the original diaries penned by Campbell's manicured hand. Needless to say, the editors at W took a lot of liberties with Campbell's original work. Here, exclusively, is the unedited first diary entry:
“I find solace in weeping. I have no responsibility. I have no problem throwing the phones. I have to have. You know?”
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I don't think there is another person in this world more self-obsessed than Naomi Campbell. She makes me wanna gag.
"And my life has changed since"
Has it Naomi, has it? She'll be back on the sauce soon, they all come back.
Come on, her nemesis Tyra ranks right up there with her. At least Naomi didn't go and get a TV show and ram her narcissisms down our throats.
Tyra can do no wrong! ANTM alone should make her above reporach. I mean at least when she is self-obsessed, she is self obsessed with crazy eyes and crazier voices!
Does anyone really give a rats ass about this ugly, batshit crazy broad?!
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she really needs rehab for addiction to herself or a brain implant to fill that void up there. hope she chokes on an eightball, that stupid fuck.
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