Bumps in the Road
But, soft! What bump through yonder silk blend breaks?
It is the Britney, and Marlboros are in the hand.
Arise, fair Britney, and kill this unfounded pregnancy rumor,
Which is already sick and pale with uncertainty,
That thou, her subject, eats very unhealthily
And art a major target for Photoshopping.
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Y'all they took my babies. If I have another one, then who cares about the other two?
That baby looks like it's leaning to the right. I actually think it's the alien creature from Alien.
don't most people gain a little weight when they get off the drugs?
blame lufti
Why is everyone so mean. What's a couple of handfuls of drugs down the gullet? He CARES for her. He loves her so much he's willing to waste the courts time with frivolous law suits and duck from subpoenas'. That's love people.
Nothing says "love" like drugging you into a stupor and then promising to piss on your grave.
*Sigh* Why can't I find a man like that?
I don't know? Probably because all the good ones are incarcerated. you need to find yourself a prison pen pal.
Sugar Magnolia deserves a Commie.
Cord deserves something for that poetic masterpiece!
I just ran to 7-11 for some of Britney's favorite cancer sticks and was half way out the door when i jerked my neck around and walked back in to see Star's headline read something to the affect of "Britney and Sam secretly wed in Mexico" *rolls eyes*
you guys should definitely post like this more often
Does anybody know what the difference is compared to the usual snarkiness? I just want to make you we keep up the fabulousness.