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Ashley Youmans, the Jersey prostitute so enticing she made Eliot Spitzer forget he could maybe one day be President, was once also a plaything of famed whoremonger Charlie Sheen, according to a report out of the UK.

Pimp Jason Itzler, 41, claims he sent [Youmans] under the name of Victoria and another girl, Cheryl, to Sheen more than two years ago …

He claims Sheen paid $20,000 for a threesome with the girls dressed up as cheerleaders.

"Sheen got the girls to dress up as cheerleaders and chant his name while performing sex acts. They loved Charlie. They said he was a great guy. A great lover. One time he had them dressed up like cheerleaders, chanting 'Charlie! Charlie! He's our man. If he can't do it, nobody can!'"

Sheen's publicist says that even if the "alleged cheerleader incident" did happen, it happened 15 years ago. Translation: "The cheerleader incident did happen, just not with Youmans."

Mar 18, 2008 · posted by Cord Jefferson, MollyGood · Link · 16 Responses
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  • Comments (16)

    No. 1 sally mae field says:

    I don't think people bat an eye at Charlie and his indiscretions anymore.

    Posted: Mar 18, 2008 at 10:40 am
    No. 2 notamama says:

    i'm sick of every newspaper exploiting the Spitzer thing for a front page every day of the damn week. The trash rag that is the New York Post even had a naked woman holding her breasts on teh front page, as if thats journalism. I guess since there is'nt a war or a recession going on they have to drum up something interesting.

    Sorry for the somewhat off topic rant!

    Posted: Mar 18, 2008 at 10:44 am
    No. 3 pp says:

    *SKANK* can't type today!

    Posted: Mar 18, 2008 at 12:31 pm
    No. 4 jujuhag says:

    Skanks send me into a rage making it difficult to spell. I lied. I can't spell regardless. So, she was too young to be the slutty cheerleader in this story. But now that I think about it. Maybe it was me?

    Posted: Mar 18, 2008 at 12:50 pm
    No. 5 Kc says:

    Who cares? She is not pretty and the best thing that ever happened to her is Eliot Spitzer. I wonder if his 3 daughters are enjoying Kristen's "music" and "popularity."

    Whore.

    Posted: Mar 18, 2008 at 12:51 pm
    No. 6 Mr. T says:

    Fools have too much money, that's for sure. I guess I'll have to pull my profile down from mystd.com

    Posted: Mar 18, 2008 at 1:00 pm
    No. 7 McSugar is McPissed says:

    Right fantasy. Wrong whore?

    Posted: Mar 18, 2008 at 1:02 pm
    No. 8 Blue Canary says:

    Is a Mymbo kind of like "moobs" and "manpris" and the like?

    Posted: Mar 18, 2008 at 1:06 pm
    No. 9 mcjuje says:

    Pretty much. I'd be interested to meet a man who encompasses all three of those things.

    Posted: Mar 18, 2008 at 1:23 pm
    No. 10 Foldout couch says:

    Someone borrowed this storyline from Intolerable Cruelty.

    And I agree with Ms. Sally Mae - who gives a rat's ass about Sheen? He's slept with everything that moves.

    Posted: Mar 18, 2008 at 1:36 pm
    No. 11 Blue Canary says:

    I'd heard of "himbo" but not Mymbo.

    Juju - once K-Fed gets older and gains some weight, he'll be your best bet for that particular trifecta.

    Posted: Mar 18, 2008 at 1:52 pm
    No. 12 Ruby Jackson says:

    Foldout couch… not true! I worked with CS long before the Heidi Fleiss thing broke, and he wouldn't look at me! And, believe me, I tried, and I was really pretty when I was young(er)! Glad now that he didn't take the bait. I'd be infected (and in the company of whores).

    Posted: Mar 18, 2008 at 2:16 pm
    No. 13 mcjuje says:

    Maybe he just didn't think you had the appropriate cheerleading outfit? You still lucked out. I'm not sure if the taint of sheen goes away?

    Posted: Mar 18, 2008 at 2:31 pm
    No. 14 SnackySmores says:

    I think we've all slept with Charlie Sheen through the chain.

    Posted: Mar 18, 2008 at 2:51 pm
    No. 15 Foldout couch says:

    Ruby, I'm glad you dodged the bullet. :)

    Posted: Mar 18, 2008 at 3:19 pm
    No. 16 Ruby Jackson says:

    Me, too, although it's a little embarrassing to admit I couldn't attract the attention of a guy who sleeps with everyone!

    Posted: Mar 19, 2008 at 9:06 am
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