This is not good, you guys: Gas prices are so high that Diddy can't afford to fuel his private jet — and he's forced to fly commercial. Take a moment, sit down, wipe the tears from your eyes. We have word that Diddy is still alive and staying strong, even under these dreadful circumstances. To add insult to injury, he even has to fly coach! Except in the video it's pretty obvious he plops down in a first-class seat. Liar.
Here's Diddy's plea: "I wanna give a shoutout to all my Saudi Arabian brothers and sisters and all my brothers and sisters from, um … all the countries that have oil. If y'all could please send me some oil for my jet I would truly appreciate it." We have a feeling Saudi Arabia has bigger issues to worry about, but we'll see what happens.
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Man that dude is an asshole.
He should change his name to "da asshole".
He should also learn to speak English.
What an asshole.
I shed a tear for you Diddy.
That's a real fucking tragedy. A better move here would be to just stop pursuing your acting career. On a related note, I can't afford to fly coach from DC to WA State to see my family because of gas prices. So…I wanna give a shoutout to all my arrogant, spoiled brothers and sisters and all my brothers and sisters from, LA and all the places that have money. If y'all could please send me some money for a plane ticket I would truly appreciate it.
How can he raise his eyebrows and keep his eyelids almost closed. I can't do it. Is it a hereditary thing, like people turning their tongues over?
Ah yes…it's a tragedy having to sit with the commoners in first class. Go vuck you yourself man. I'm keeping that typo in. It makes it sound like I have an accent.
I'll say it for ya blah-FUCK off diddy dipshit
Is there a "Douche Bag Of The Year" Award?
Maybe this will give him that much needed street cred.
I hear in first class, you have to open the chocolate truffles yourself. The horror!
Mingling with the hoi polloi?! For shame! Here's a CRAZY prediction…this megalomaniac asshole is going to actually talk to a person who lives outside the gated community in his mind and he's going to "learn something" from the experience, write a (pathetic) song about it (that he actually steals from Sting), make another million and get back on his private and it will never even register that he's at his best when he's closer to his real self (minus the ego).
boooo freaaaking woooo diddy
you earth ruiner.
That's a lot of money to spend on gas for one round trip. One would hope that you would choose to fly commercial also because of how much damage you are doing to the ozone layer when you fly your private jet. Jackass.
I wish someone would just dick-slap him right across the lips. Maybe that would shut him up.