"Don't Be Mad, UPS Is Hiring"
An ad in Mediabistro's job listings yesterday called for a "Personal Assistant to Celebrity," with a subheading specifying, "Hip-hop media mogul."
Applicant requirements asked that candidates have a "whatever it takes" attitude, be 21 or older and be available 24 hours of every day. Job duties would include "coordinating personal affairs."
There was no initial indication as to which celebrity hip-hop media mogul was hiring, and an air of intentional secrecy was palpable. But then, the contact info: "NewYork@WorkForPDiddy.com"
Good luck! And don't forget to include a photograph with your cover letter.
Scroll Posts
Editor
that photo is sick.
Is she choking on a ham sandwich?
a girlfriend of mine interviewed for that job & turned it down. she said they couldn't pay her enough for the sh*t he wanted.
That picture is a damn riot!
Give it to her Puff Daddy Puffy P-diddy diddy sean john puffy combs.
sounds to me what he wants is a mommy.
I would rather dig my eye balls out with a spork than put up with that shit as his personal assistant.
A OTHER PROANA CURED
THANK GOD SHES RECOVED . NOW SHE'S HEALTHY AT LAST
That picture is just comedy gold. The headlines are endless. It reminds me of when a puppy tries to hump your leg. Leave her alone puffy daddy dog diggidy.
He's got millions of dollars and spends his money on stupid shit like pinky rings. All the while he would likely make his assistant pay for thier own drinks when he made them do a run to Starbucks.
What happened to that lawyer he hired? I guess she must have gotten her self respect back?
is he giving the Heimlich? Everyone should check out my upcoming show with my fabulous friends!! It premieres January 28th. Check out my website! http://www.myspace.com/dylanlovejd or http://www.lovejd.tv