Cock.

Don't you people know anything about owning and naming jet wings. I had a toy jet as a child and I swear to you I had each 8th of the thing named separately.

I know this point has been made but Dear Diddy, maybe you wouldn't be struggling with gas prices if you had been slightly more conservative with spending in other areas. Or did you think conservative spending was a political issue and you were against it?

Doy!

Sort of on the Diddy subject–did anyone out there in MG land ever watch "Making The Band"? Diddy makes a complete ass of himself yelling and screaming and cursing out each of the (failed) bands every time they have a performance. After each performance he continues with his lecture that he demands perfection (complete with several choreographer eye rolls) and how they always sound like garbage and they can't dance. Uh, Diddy, your music is crap.
kill him in the face

The troof is out bitches!!

OMG he is suuuuuch an eloquent speaker. His diction is perfection! If you close your eyes while watchiing this video, you would swear you were hearing a monologue from a Shakespearian actor of old. What a God. Diddy for Pres. '08, we can still write him in!

With every video post,he keeps moving up on the "OFFICIAL DOUCHE" list. World-wide controversy? He must be talking about the "Diddy World." We really don't give a fuck.

I guess the troof is out.

Pop culture America, this is your creation.

All you pop music bafoons who brought his albums 10 years ago despite them not having one original beat, and being rapped over by his weak lyrics made him what he is. You made him think he was a good rapper. You made him think it was cute to slather a whole jar of vaseline on his lips and keep saying "Bad Boy Baby. Can't stop. Won't stop"

I always hated his ass. So since I didn't help create this monster, you deal with it popAmerica.

I am allowed to like Biggie and Mase and buy their albums, JD. There were some good tracks that Puffy somehow got involved in.

I love u Diddy!!!! LMAO!!! Geez ppl nowadays can't take a joke?! Get a life!

He makes me hate everything.

He says that an "investigation was launched. Bitch, no one is investigating you unless your wing is a nightclub that people get shot in. Some dude just looked it up, it's not like Scotland Yard is on the case or anything.

Of course you can like whoever you want sar. I know Puff was a 'producer' before he made his own albums, but those were the ones I was thinking of. And incase anyone wasn't sure, my little rant above was a rant in the form of a joke.

I'll admit, sometimes they're just rants. This whole Sarah Palin thing, and the sadly realistic possibility that she could be the second most powerful person in this country irks me to no end. (I ALWAYS keep my rants factual though) But Diddy? I can't even take him seriously. I just think he's way overrated.

Now, I'm going to get a caulking gun, so I can put vaseline on my lips like he does.

All I heard was, "tool, tool, tool tool tool tool, tool…" a la Scrubs.