fuck you puff daddy, diddy…whatever the fuck you go by these days, you are truely a piece of shit.

end rant.

Oh great, you know Bill OReily’s mom is laughing.

the stupid fuck replaces his t’s with f’s because he thinks it makes him sound more gangsta… you’d think with all that money he could learn how to pronounce words correctly.

He’d have to learn to annunciate and he mumbles too much. It would be just like, My Fair Lady. Bitch, the mutha f’in rain falls in Spain. F that, I’m P Puffy Pants Diddy.

i can’t stand people that say thruf instead of thruth, i bugs me to no end.

i have to honestly say hes luck, i’d have kicked him in the nnuts. Or maybe, I’m lucky, cuz after I kicked him in the nuts, his security gaurd would beat the crap out of me, but i still, knowing this, i would have kicked him in the nuts.

truf* instead of truth…it’s to freaking early for me.

screw it, i give up…i’ll come back after i’ve had my coffee. lol

I hope she gets paid pretty good to have to deal with that kind of classiness. I doubt it since I remember my days as a hostess. Little pay and everybody complains and bitches to you.

Fer real…I be feelin’ dat.
That felt so wrong.

Truf!

I already had my coffee fueled “rant of the moroning,” Farrah made me really sad and Piddly Widdly is a stupid ass wipe and now I’m going to go have a coffee fueled run before I come down.

yo yo yo, i got’s my coffee fool. i told ya’ll that i won’t stop and that’s the truf!

Word to your non dairy creamer. I’m Audi.

i like to have it my way yo, lots a pickles,muster,ketcup..you know what i’m sayin’. truf be told, diddy like thing his way.

Maybe, Bill O’Reilly was wrong…

*kidding*

“You can’t make that stuff up.”

Sure I can. The other night I was shopping down on Rodeo Drive and Puff Daddy walked up, grabbed my ass, and called me Betty.

Deimos, you’re so on! When I try to sing along to “Missing You,” I have a hard time saying “breaf” instead of “breath.” It just doesn’t sound right. On the story side, I think it’s funny if it’s true. He didn’t get where he is by sheer talent, people! If that lowlife door woman had the gall to talk to him, she should have been prepared for his “ansah.”

Well she must be a “fucking bitch” if just by looking at the number of people she still has to ask how many people he was with. Furthermore, just by P.Diddy going to that club the place is going to become more popular and the door girl (she must be huge because usually they are security guards) probably is not the owner of the establishment and is just trying to act tough when she should be on her best behavior.

/BUT it is not nice to be mean, that is not cool.

What happened to Mase.
Why did Puff Daddy get all the recognition when Mase was clearly 5 times more charming.

I heard he came back but I can’t believe he doesn’t have a hit song. Effing. Want my effing Mase back.

Is it just me or is the girl in this photo wearing a really bulky diaper under the silver spankies?

OMG you’re right, I didn’t see that before. She looks bored as hell.

Mace got all Jesus lovin’ and turned into a minister, I believe. Tried to come back with no bad words. You know, a predecessor to Russel Simmons’ no N’ga, Bitch, Ho… Clearly the rap world wasn’t ready for that.

Lale I thought he released an album somewhere along the line, but then I thought he came back with all the cursing and anger and whatnot. Damn now I have to look it up.

He is a piece of shit and should go live in the sewer with the rest of his moronic crew

She totally stole that move from, Tyra.

You get back to me on that, SAR. I love your site, by the way. I think you’re right, too. Like the Jesus thing didn’t work out, so he went back to his badass self. Nice. Good luck explaining that one to God, Mace.

thanks lale :) i haven’t seen anything about whether he went back badass or not… but he’s definitely made himself an interesting case study in… something or other.

That photo is tragic. Sean Puffy Diddy Piddy Diddy Combs is tragic too. And she totally is sporting a diaper.

But what’s the guy in the background doing? Trying to hide his face and spare himself the ignominy of being known as Diddy’s wingman, no doubt. Naaaah man, that wasn’t me!!!!

LALE-
I just realized I accused you of being racist once when you made a joke. It’s actually a pretty funny joke (foriental). I just misread your post. All apologies.

In some parts of England a ‘diddy’ is what you’d call someone if you found out they had a micropenis. It’s so right it hurts…

Wow. Ilnazhad must have one hell of an honest conscience. That’s sweet. Either that or she’s on a really thorough 12-Step program, in which case, best of luck with that…

Puffy- you are truly a certified douche-bag. You should have been picked up by your diamond earings and thrown into the street. They shot the wrong guy- it should have been YOU than Biggie. (actually they should have shot both of you).

Cool Duce! That’s a great idea–got any other violent thoughts you’d like to share?

oh my god. Diddy is a chauvanisc pigheaded ass - but a)leave the (my favorite) departed alone and b) isnt death a bit much?