Surprise!
Despite the fact that Dina Lohan is an executive producer of Living Lohan, her influence over the editing process can't hide the fact that she is a famewhore first and mother second. During last night's episode, Dina was "surprised" by her son Cody and "forced" to perform at the Pearl in Las Vegas in a totally spur-of-the-moment routine with some So You Think You Can Dance hasbeen. It's all too much, and the sooner this show comes to an end, the better.
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It will never end. Mediocrity rules and channels like E and VH1 will always be ready to rake in the money.
I don't know if anyone else watched VH1 Rock Honors The Who, but Sean Penn said it best, it went something like this. "The Who sells out was the name of their third record, but we all know the Who never did sell out, unlike some music channel."
I can't understand who's watching this show? It's just a show created so Dina can sit at home and watch herself and convince herself she's famous. Why do the rest of us have to watch these fools? The one time I watched it seemed like the situations were created to make them seem more interesting. She's the opposite of interesting. I'd rather watch Rock Of Love.
I saw a snippet of the show. It's really awful. That Ali girl is a total cunt. She really needs a good ass whoppin', as does her mom.
Poor little Cody. He is so sweet and innocent, I just want to adopt him.
COMMENTERS OF MOLLYGOOD: It is WHOOP, not WHOPP
As in WHOOPI GOLDBERG and ASS WHOOPIN' WHOP is appropriate only when misspelling your favorite Italian slur.
That was super bitchy, sorry. I should probably wait for the ADD meds to kick in.
Doesn't the MONSTER HOE claim she was a Radio City Rockeete YET NO ONE CAN EVER PROVE IT?
I think I prefer Whoppin myself, it has a painful ring to it.
Is it ho or hoe?
juju, it's ho. Hoe is the thing you use in the garden.
My uncle had a ho in his garden all the time. We had to called her aunt Shelly.
blah…that was totally a horrible thing to say. the c word?? most kids are obnoxious brats. you can't fault her that much!
If Living Lohan is ever in danger of getting the ax, I bet Dina has Ali get pregnant to keep the show going. Plus it will give her another little money machine. Britney wrote ATM, but it just as easily could have been LiLo.
Yes, I know it was horrible, but I can't help it. It was early and I was grouchy. Brat just doesn't go far enough though. I was (am) a brat on a regular basis, but this girl is going around talking about her being an "artist", even though she hasn't written a word of music and cannot sing therefore I don't understand that self-imposed term.
Then, when she goes back on her word, she has the nerve to get upset with the people who are trying to help her. I don't think this really would be happening if she just stayed her happy ass back in Manhattan and had a mom that didn't justify her daughters bad behavior.
Holy crap, I am sort of impressed. It was clearly staged, but when I am old and wrinkled like Dina, I hope I can still do the splits.
Maybe we can agree to call Ali a "cint" - a cunt in training.
Okay. After watching the clip, I wonder how many times I've "winged it" on the dance floor, but it never turned into a jitterbug. And why did her curtsey look like she was accommodating a pair of balls? Did she steal them from her husband before he went to jail?
it's ok, blah :) it's true… nobody likes the lohans.
If Ali were my child I'd beat her ass…she IS a spoiled little cunt!
I watched the first episode of this show. I was bored to death. Seriously, they TRY and make things happen.
And that dance, please, that was so staged.
Dina needs to die. And those kids need to get adoped & lead a normal life. Maybe Ali will then look like a kid instead of a 40 year old.
The only great family reality show was the Osbourns. They didn't try to be interesting, they just were. This shit show reeks of effert.
Jujubees-
I think that Dina is one step away from becoming a "surprise" contestant on Rock of Love. Give it time.
gag. how sad the hag has to stage this to make herself feel important. what is the show about anyway? is it supposed to be all about her, her kids, all of them, or about all of their messed up lives? i would never want to exploit my dysfunctional family like that? is she advertising her ex and his possible love child who could be a half lohan? i think the show needs more real drama and so much of the staged crap. either way, it is boring. i don't watch it. i agree, she will be on rock of love three or flavor of love seven (or whatever they are on) or shot at love three. could see her being with tila tequila. that would be perfect for her. dramatic, naughty, nasty…
Dina WHOREhan is a stupid, braindead famewhore. And, YES, she did claim to be a former rockette. Unfortunately for her, someone contacted the rockettes to substantiate her claim, and they said "who's that?" Typical for hollywood; lie about anything, and deny it when they prove you to be a liar.
I hate this nasty ass, horsefaced tw*t…
STFU U STUPID LITTLE BITCHS ALI IS NOT A CUNT BUT ALL OF YOU THAT R TRASHING THE LOHANS R AND DINA LOHAN IS AN AWESOME MOTHER
SO ALL OF YOU TRASH BAG CUNTS THAT R TRASHING THEM CAN GET THE FUCK LOST!!!!!!!!!!