This morning, if you'd like to help make the world a more suitable place for life, you'll get yourself to Long Island and let the air out of Dina Lohan's tires. Such a sabotage should be enough to prevent the jagged mother of three from arriving on time to her court date today, thereby guaranteeing she'll be subject to "immediate arrest and imprisonment." A punishment that, according to allegations by ex-husband Michael, she probably deserves:
In scathing court documents, Michael [Lohan] charges his ex-wife with drunkenness in the presence of the kids. He claims that Dina failed 15 of 29 times to bring the younger children to judge-ordered visits with him, supervised by a therapist. But on April 8, the father charges, Dina "arrived toward the end of the therapy session in a completely inebriated and erratic state."
Dina had been "at the beauty parlor in anticipation of her impending trip to Las Vegas" for the show …
On April 15, Dina was "exhausted" as she sat in the waiting room with the children, Michael claims in the documents. "I later discovered that [her] exhaustion stemmed from the fact that she was hung over. She apparently had spent the prior evening binge-drinking at various nightclubs until the wee hours of the morning. … She was spotted completely inebriated."
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If only I lived in Long Island and not South Dakota. And Cord, the jagged mother has four kids.
i love dina's 80's tranny hooker picture.
This can't be the same Dina Lohan that won the good parenting award. You guys might want to check your facts. The Dina I know is all about her kids.
It's funny to me that Michael Lohan said "wee hours of the morning".
This Dina Blohan is the worst mother that ever lived! She is a loser and should not be associated with celebrities!
Sheesh, does having kids mean you can't drink for 18 years or what? Dina should learn to drink at home, then she will be a better mother.