Most of that is a little bizarre to say the least. So did he think Naomi Campbell looked like his reflection? Because I'm not really seeing a similarity there.

Well, my question is this: Why would he be bothered by the whole "dry paper- cleanliness of her nether-regions" situation until he was ready to marry the girl? Because from what he says, he's not getting anywhere near those nether-regions, anyway…

How do people with this many issues make it through life?

lordy, i bet his assistant hasn't slept in days due to feilding psychologist phone calls

I think if he uses baby wipes, that's grosser. Who wants their bung all wet? He should be using a wet/dry combo like Howard Stern does if he has those issues.

Howard Stern: Cleanliness Icon.

So… wait…he dumps girls because HE made the decision to sleep with them?

Hey, Terrence, we should totally be BFFs 4 EVA!
I don't like personal responsiblity either!

"If a relationship is built on sexuality, it won’t last long." That is pretty much the only thing in that rambling mess that made sense to me.

"I'm completely chaste in a relationship until marriage… There were some [past girlfriends] who pushed for sex, and sometimes they won…"

Errr… contradict much? That's an odd interview to say the least. He sounds like a complete arrogant jackass.

And yeah, the baby wipes thing is just odd.

Out of curiosity, does he have a receptacle just for the wipes in his bathroom? Because they're not supposed to be flushed.

I always use baby wipes to clean my dirty pillows. Terence, they're all going to laugh at you.

lol Kitchy, I was thinking about that too. I can't imagine he's the type of guy to unclog a toilet if he won't even touch dirty ladyhole.

Anyone else learn that you weren't supposed to flush tampons when a plumber had to fish one out and then casually said "Oh yeah… don't flush these"?

No? Just me?

Carry on then.

Breasts, juju. They're called breasts and every woman has them!!

No, no, no, go to your closet.

Eve was weak!! EVE WAS WEAK!!

Go to your closet and pray.

How can so much randomness fit into the human brain?

Did you ever hear about the Broadway musical they made out of Carrie?

No, but how uplifting that would be. How would them make knives fly like that onstage?

I bet that's why it didn't last past opening night. The knives weren't right.

One of my former bosses felt it was his obligation to tell me and the only other female in the office to not flush our tampons. Except he said, "I just want to let you know that you need to wrap your sanitary items and put them in the trash receptacle." I was thinking, "No shit? I thought we were supposed hang them from the ceiling to dry."

Our bathrooms all have big signs. It's pretty.

They should use full color illustrations, though.

This same guy put up a stick figure drawing in the men's room of someone flushing the toilet and washing their hands. It was a lovely joke when we would have vendors in and they would be like,"Is this a damn preschool or what?"

We also have big signs on our copiers that say "Please close copier" and then the only guy who leaves it up is the one who put the signs there.

What the crap indeed. I imagine sex with Terence Howard is about as sexy as a pap.

I bet he even brings a speculum to check things out before entering.

He's really concerned about bodily functions. Particularly reguarding women that he doesn't have sex with. Is that weird to anyone else? I've had about 5 drinks of Stoli, so anything's possible. Still, it seems really creepy that this guy is so invested in the bathroom doing's of women he refuses to shag.

He just needs to be sure. It's fine, I'm sure he's played a doctor.

Mmmmmmmmmmm, vodka. Is it happy hour already? Kids, get mommy her Jack.

It really does make Cord's "no female pooping allowed" thing quite tame by comparison. So there is an up side.

I tried that. I wanted to be all ladylike and shit. Pun intended.

You know, I bet Cord put this up to get us off of his ass so to speak.

It's the, it could be worse, trick. U no poo is way less….um……koo koo. So, are his naughty parts all clean and fresh 24/7?

Whose Cord's or Terrence's? You know what, I really don't want to know that.

This really violates me on a personal level…now when I look at him, I only think of baby wipes, fecal matter, and tampons (I think that was due to all the previous posts). Totally makes me not want to watch "Hustle and Flow". The mere mention of the title grosses me out now.

Ok…time for a refill……

Me too. Liquor is the only way to handle this mental image.

How do you think I get through life? There are just too many psychicly damaging images in the world, and not enough liquor to undo them.

Exactly ladies (or gentlemen, who am I to judge?) I am sitting here relaxing with a good ol' Stoli and Ginger ale myself…it eases the pain, but I still see poo when I look at him.

I have to commend you, blah. If I had 5 Stolis I don't think I could type a damn thing. I live a nice Vodka and Diet 7up.

And I like one too.

Oh! I've got that in the fride! It's razz flavoured Soli, so it should mix nice…thanks ladies.

I type slowly. that's the key to success.

Let me know how you like the Stoli and 7. Have a good night, blah. Remember, take an aspirin before bed with a full glass of water, but NO Tylenol. :)

Yeah, if your a wussy. Suck it up drink hard. I jest, all I have are these lame wine coolers. I'm living in the 80's.

DAMMIT!!! The ONE DAY I'm out I miss the coveted baby wipes discussion…my question is WHERE do you throw these fecal-woman juice stained wipes out? Not in MY garbage can, lady. Always thought THoward was a douche, this quote only solidifies that belief.

What the hell?
You guys don't wash yourselves afterwards!
I guess it's 'cause I'm iranian, but we always got a nice watering-can-like-thing or a hose with fresh running water beside the toilet seat. When I took a dump at my friend's house I started freaking out asking for one and she was like "what the fuck are you talking about?!!"
I thought you guys just showered afterwards!

sounds like poor Terence has a bit of the OCD. i actually feel badly for him. and for anyone who's unable to lose themselves in the sweetness of human funk. he has no idea what he's missing.

another contradiction — his wife was White. how on earth did she look like him?

Charmin makes a great non-baby wipe that's flushable. I don't know how I ever lived without 'em.

Also, ever since I've been back from Margarita, Venezuela (about 9 years now) I've wondered why America is the only place it's expensive and hard to find bidets. They're truly wonderful.

we should probably avoid all conversation of cord's naughty parts… atleast until we know what he looks like.

i guess its just me, but i feel that as long as a i shower everyday i dont need to wash myself afterwards.. unless im going straight to the bed…

Even the Charmin ones aren't really supposed to be flushed with most septic tanks.

April, we do know what Cord looks like. He's posted pictures before, most recently Coachella.

i didnt pay attention. .lol i dont care about coachella…

well then chat on.

Id like to say. I always assumed he was some anoying angsty scene kid. PLeasantly surprised.

I haven't had a septic tank in about 4 years, but I was always very careful about what was flushed down the toilet when I had a house in the county. Less than a month after I bought the house the tank had to pumped…and the pipe that ran out to the tank had to be replaced.

Lesson to you all: Find out what type of pipe was installed underground in any house you buy older than, say, 30 years (shouldn't be hard to find out when code started required PVC). This house had a kind that was basically cardboard covered in a thick tar, and it was obvious when the ground was dug up that there used to be a driveway that went right over the pipe. Needless to say, it was crushed.