Dear Cord:

YES! This will fuck your child up for life. Pedies? Not so much!

Cordially,
Sug

#1, you can never go wrong with a Grease reference. And #2, is Disney trying to kill parents in the face? It's bad enough all those cheap ass Disney Princess costumes cost almost 50 bucks.

I have just one daughter but she wanted to be every princess depending on which movie she was watching at the time. But they are going to ask you to spend that much money on a broke ass wig.

That's the kind of wig Tina would make Solange wear. That's not even a Beyonce quality wig. Just go get the cheap version at Target.And it doesn't even include the tax. Thanks a lot, Disney. I hope the jar with Walt Disneys head in it gets dropped.

Yes and ps, a pedicure for a child is only 19 bucks. Well, where I go anyways. Plus they get a cute little flower on the big toe and I still have money for my own toes. And lunch.

I'm going to start a salon where kids can get Erykah Badu and Margaret Cho makeovers.

Ooh, and Bjork makeovers too.

Swan dresses for everyone!

BC…. they aleardy have that. It's called Libby Lu.

Having never heard of Libby Lu, I just went to their website and saw 5 white girls in glittery pink tops with microphones and tiaras.

http://www.clublibbylu.com/

No swan dresses or afros in sight.

I could have sworn I saw a swan dress. My daughter is begging for that to be her spring break treat this year. I'm holding strong though. I'd rather dig through the animal carcasses at build a bear that let my 8 year old get all slutted up.

SM: why don't you compromise and buy her a bear costume. Teddy bear, not big gay man.

Also, I thought Hanna Montana had dark brown hair?

I think Miley has brown hair and Hannah has blonde. Don't ask. They are teaching young girls it's best to have a public personality and one for when you are private because nobody will like that one.

That is a lot of pink going on in club libby. Pink and leopard.

Here is the show's synopsis in a nutshell:
She has the best of both worlds. By day, she is an unassuming regular girl with brown hair, and going through the normal ups and downs of schoolgirl life. But she has a secret. She is also the performer, Hannah Montana with blond hair.

Damn the refresh button!

Hannah Montana is teh suck.

We won't let her do the Libby Lu or buy the Hannah wigs/clothes/toys. She was a little pissed that I wouldn't take her to the HM movie but it was $18 a ticket… for a MOVIE!

You can even get wigs for your build-a-bears now. That's almost as creepy as the BK dude.

Don't they come with heartbeats and shit? If you record a voice you should put in "I'll swallow your soul!" That should keep her on the straight and narrow.

Disney is already a little slut factory, this is really just a natural expansion of service. I hadn't planned on having children, but I'll be damned if the idea that after dishing out enormous amounts of cash for travel expenses and admission to Disney World I could fork over even mor money for the opportunity to have someone tart up my 5 year old and take photos isn't nearly incentive enough to change my mind.

I love "slut factory"! :-)

Acutally, they will likely turn into vultures that will make others who can't afford this bullshit or others who are too smart for this bullshit need therapy because of all of the teasing and exclusion.

Build-a-bear is evil. But it's a lesser evil than Libby Lu. We've been going to BaB for spring break for the last 4 years. I figure this is the last year I can convince her that a trip to the mall and overnight stay at the local Holidome counts as a spring break vacation.

My boyfriend and I were at the mall one time and saw a "fashion show" going on at Libby Lu. It was at that moment we decided we were going to try our hardest to never have any daughters. Too risky and too expensive, ask my parents.

i dont see what so bad? they are kids using their imagination.what u people never dressed up as superman or a disney princess? its the same think u just seee it different cause ur not a kid anymore. i dont see anything wrong with it.

i miss molly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i miss molly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i miss molly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i miss molly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i miss molly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i miss molly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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i miss molly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i miss molly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

eh i used to dress up as a princess when i was younger too but this is pretty weird. i think it's the cheap blonde wig that freaks me out.

i miss cooter's dead cat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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i miss cooter's dead cat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i miss cooter's dead cat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I didn't dress up as a princess, actually. I did dress up as Robert Smith once.

I think the only Disney character I ever dressed up as, and she was technically a princess, was Tiger Lilly from Peter Pan, although my husband once labeled me "Snow-fucking-White" because a chickadee had flown into our house and he kept trying to get it to fly out, only to make it freak out and fly around the room, and I just went over to it and stuck my finger near its chest and it hopped on and I took it outside.

BC: awesome. I was all about Cindi Lauper - which meant layers of my moms clothes, hairspray, lots of jewelery and purple and blue eyeshadow. I was hot!

Robert Smith is waaaay easier, Lisa. Black eyeliner, black clothes, sullen face.

Yeah Mely, nothing is wrong with dressing up. But there is something wrong with paying 109 bucks to do it. PS, we do not miss you.

OWWWW! YOU HAGSSS!!! As Jakey once said (and in sincere homage to the recently departed) "I can't quit you!" Forgive me in my moment of weakness… please.?
My 7 year old daughter knows who Robert Smith is… but has no clue as to who Hannah Montana is. (I have no clue to who she is.)
U.S. Social Services will be after me, momentarily. I am sure of it.

You dirty birdy.

bedbugs, your kid is cool.

Didnt Cord make fun of Robert Smith? I'm holding a grudge.

Don't make fun of Caterpillar Girl. He is totally kid friendly.