You couldn't manage to say anything clever or snarky at all in that post? For shame. Booooo. -1
Where's Cord you suck.

-just kidding of course-

No way, David is the king of this palace.

Oh, King David. You are so brave in the face of the Goliath that is Wordpress.

If I press those buttons, will it bring back the "recent comments"?

This is all just a cunning rouse to get more hits on your blog, isn't it?!

What if this is really a trick, posted by a hacker and it wipes out my hard drive? Bwaaahaahaa. I'm no sucker!

I heard, to bring Recent Comments back… we have to defeat the Ravishing Rabbit, find the correct golden ball in the Worldpress Cave, crack open the ball to release the planet's fattest cat, wait for the cat to throw up a furball with the Jossip Key, dive into the Morrissey Ocean Of Emotion, unlock the Moldy Lance Bance Chest, take the bottle of Magical Monk Semen from it and drink it, which will make us sing The Dreidel Song with such a wonderful voice, that the Star Of David himself will be so pleased he will shine brighter than ever. Then the earth will crack open and unleash the Recent Comments. Because, that just happens when stars shine bright.

SOUNDS WORTH IT.

I find Josh Rouse a much more cunning rouse than this one.

Ilnazhad, you've shooed yourself in for a commie.

No, no, no. I'm not putting up with commies that give lame comments awards.

Ilnaz, I think I am up to the mission.

I have been training all my life for this moment.
I just have one question. Do I have to swallow the Magic Monk stuff, or can I spit it out?

Swallow the semen. Along with your pride.

Oh ilnaz, I got all sidetracked. My bad.

I have to make the Raiders of the Recent Comments Quest at a later date.

I sucked down a few beers. I can't Raiders Quest Under the Influence.

Oh WAIT. WAIT just a minute.

If you could get Bruce Willis to get over here with that hover craft that he had in The Fifth Element, and he could drive me, It's a GO.

Whatever it takes for the TEAM. And to get back the Recent Comments. I'm IN.

Ew. I'm not joining a team with sober people.

:-)

Wait, does that mean you aren't getting Bruce and the hover craft over here?

Aawwww damn. Well. Tomorrow is another day.

Bruce Willis is a slut.

This is what I was looking for:
http://streetbonersandtvcarnag.....ce-willis/
You are WAY, WAY too good for him.

OH good LORD!

I just wanted him to drive the taxi hover craft.
I think we need to find another driver.

I don't know what might be lurking in that backseat of Mr. Willis' cab. I might not have enough handi wipes in my purse to get that seat sanitary.