Sources have told Page Six that Jessica Simpson has a new crush, and this time he's even less interested in her than her previous love, John Mayer.
Jessica Simpson was at an exclusive party on a private yacht after the Vanity Fair party at the Hotel Du Cap Saturday night, but she wasn't fitting in with fellow guests. The part-time girlfriend of John Mayer "spent the whole night following Leonardo DiCaprio around like a lost puppy," said our source. "He just seemed freaked out and kind of ignored her."
Getting dumped by John Mayer and then going after Leonardo DiCaprio is like getting fired from a Western Union and applying at Merrill Lynch. Not gonna happen.
And what a major surprise that Jessica Simpson has a difficult time socializing with Vanity Fair elite. It probably looked like the dinner scene from Pretty Woman but not endearing.
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"Getting dumped by John Mayer and then going after Leonardo DiCaprio is like getting fired from a Western Union and applying at Merrill Lynch. Not gonna happen. "
This was the funniest thing I have read in a long time. Thank you.
I feel so sorry for that little hick sometimes.
That is awesome! I DO believe in Karma, I DO.
"It probably looked like the dinner scene from Pretty Woman but not endearing."
THAT is what made me double over with laughter… oh dear God, I would have given anything to see that.
Is it bad that I really, really, really want some snooty sales person to be mean to her?
I keep thinking about Wayne's World where Wayne's ex keeps bringing him gifts refusing to believe that they broke up. "Psycho hose beast" Maybe Jess can remake that movie and take that part. Hee hee hee. This is the best thing that I've seen today.
I believe in KARMA, also! She NEVER should've DUMPED Nick–she is a FOOL!
"I don't own a gun, much less enough to necessitate an entire gun rack."
Yeah, she's totally Wayne's ex. She's no Cassandra, that's for sure.
And really, why are any of us surprised that she's needy and has no couth?