Don't Forget Her Juice Box

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Does anybody remember Brittany Murphy? Apparently she’s still getting acting jobs. Don’t ask us why. Production of her latest movie, Across the Hall, is reportedly coming along quite swimmingly. And by “swimmingly” we mean “terribly.”

Murphy has been making outrageous demands while acting ‘like a diva,’ said one insider. ‘She’s extremely difficult. When she gets to the set, it comes to a grinding halt. She’s so hot and cold, you never know.’ According to our sources, Murphy insists on having diagonally cut peanut butter and jelly sandwiches with the crusts removed.

Another issue is Murphy’s ever-present oddball husband, Simon Monjack, who lurks around the set and intervenes so much that producers had to call a meeting to discuss how to deal with him.

We can’t fault Brittany for demanding her diagonally-sliced PB&J sandwiches sans crust. We did the same thing. When we were 5.

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Feb 26, 2008 · posted by Whitney · Link · 11 Responses
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Comments (11)

No. 1 yeahokay says:

Nooooo…no…that cant be true. she cant be that delusional about her standing in this industry.

Posted: Feb 26, 2008 at 12:31 pm
No. 2 SeriousStyle says:

Someone is mentally regressing early!

How cute!

It must explain the “I’m playing with mom’s makeup” look she’s got going on too.

Too bad, I liked her in Just Married.

Posted: Feb 26, 2008 at 12:37 pm
No. 3 Be Adequite says:

She and J Lo should get together and chat…have you seen her baby registry list? Un-frickin believable. It’s over at Dlisted or People…

Posted: Feb 26, 2008 at 12:40 pm
No. 4 Sugar Magnolia says:

She must not realize that eating the crusts is the only way you’ll be able to whistle. My mom told me that when I wouldn’t eat them so you know it has to be a true story.

Posted: Feb 26, 2008 at 12:53 pm
No. 5 deimos says:

britney murphy’s husband always looks like he’s getting ready to go fuck a dead animal or something, creepy mofo.

Posted: Feb 26, 2008 at 1:51 pm
No. 6 Danielle says:

I guess this story confirms that Brittany Murphy hasn’t matured past the emotional age of 6.

Posted: Feb 26, 2008 at 2:11 pm
No. 7 Danielle says:

It’s why she has such daddy issues, I’m sure (hence marrying the creepy, old dude)

Posted: Feb 26, 2008 at 2:12 pm
No. 8 southiejpd says:

GIRL INTERUPTED…DON’T THEY KNOW IT’S THE END OF THE WORLD?

Posted: Feb 26, 2008 at 3:35 pm
No. 9 YerMom says:

And after you are done with my lunch, come over here and wipe my ass! STAT!

Posted: Feb 26, 2008 at 4:27 pm
No. 10 Victoria says:

That husband of hers looks like a total sleazeball.

Posted: Feb 26, 2008 at 4:30 pm
No. 11 queencrone says:

And by the way, when did TRUE divas start ordering pbjs? I think she’s still a princess.
(tongue in cheek, pbj lovers, tongue in cheek)

I once had boyfriend INSIST that I cut the crusts
off a sandwich that I had made for him. From then on, (until I broke up with him VERY soon after), I called him “pretty-pretty-princess” everytime I spoke to him. :-)

Posted: Feb 26, 2008 at 6:44 pm
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