If you're in New York City anytime soon and you're looking for a place to go to see dickheads who swear they're artists and not dickheads, head on over to Pete Wentz's new spot:
…Wentz, Gym Class Heroes singer Travis McCoy and Yellow Fever designer Jamison Ernest planned to open Angels And Kings in New York's East Village for their "loser" pals to hang out and do what comes naturally.
"It will be a bit of a dive, which we need," Wentz told the New York Post.
Ernest added: "This will be a place that anyone can go and have sex in the bathroom and not get in trouble."
Hey, Wentz, rule number one of making a bar "a bit of a dive" is that you don't celebrate opening night with a fucking photo shoot with Tommy Hilfiger.
I give it two weeks until the Bridge and Tunnel gel heads are getting shattered off Grey Goose and calling Wentz a "queer" in his own bar.
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He is also a hypocrite, see the e-mail I got yesterday:
"Dearest Nerds and Friends of Nerds-
Nerd Nite is homeless…help!
As you’ve surely noticed, your first-Thursdays-of-the-last-few-months have been conspicuously understimulating since March because of the absence of Nerd Nite. Why? Because Orchid Lounge was in the process of being sold – and has finally been sold! Now, Nerd Nite has no home. The irony of the situation is that the bar was sold to members from Fall Out Boy because the new “punk rock” owners want to create “a bar for all the rejects” yet apparently they’re so chic that they won’t even return my phone calls. Ah, Corporate Punk Rock “Rejects” Reject Nerd Nite. Kinda funny, right? I can see the headlines now… Actually, someone really ought to write about this..I think it's rather hilarious. Then again, I'm not very funny."
Who thinks sex in a public bathroom is hot. I am very liberal but I can't get arosed in a place where some skank has just done their dirty business. Gross.
It will be a bit of a dive, but will serve top shelf liquors and over priced sushi. Pete Wentz is so punk.
Oh, but Kimberly, he's HARD CORE. Didn't the guyliner tip you off? ;)
ya Hardcore fuckin douche.
ha! yep.
He looks funny…weird
Great title, Cord!
These posers crack me up. Yeah, man, real hardcore dude…hanging with Tommy Hilfiger and Asslee Simpson. WOOT!
What I'd really like to see is ol' Petey and Jared Leto get into some sort of slap-fight. That's the kind of hard core stuff I really see going down at this bar.
Jared Leto wont slap fight wentz.. not after getting beat up by Frodo Baggins anyway
Pete Wentz is a RETARD! And I don't mean that in the derogatory way. I mean that in the "this-guy-is-such-an-idoit-he-has-to-have-a-mental-retardation" kind of way.
Plus… doesn't his "guyliner" need a little refeshing???
onceeeee again i hope you all get
a life someday.
Pete isnt a douche.
Like i said WHO CARES IF HE WEARS EYELINER.
hes still hot and a better bassist
then anyone out there.
so please shut your mouth and
stop living your pathetic lives on
this site.
ok.
1. you name is chelsea_peteyy and therefore have absolutely no right to reference anyone's pathtic life.
2. This is an old post so you must have searched Pete Wentz to find it - for real? We are living pathetic lives onthis site? Atleast we aren't searching celeb blog sites for old gossip articles on celebrities and then getting outrage, as if we know them, to the point where we need to defend that celeb.
3. Is that a haiku?
okay APRIL
sorry i was defending my favorite
band jesus christ.
and i wasnt searching old blog sites
dumb ass.
the only reason i even made an account
was to right back to all the stupid
people saying stuff about him.
so yeah.
and im not acting like i know him
you guys are just trying to be cool.
so whatever.
im not goign to sit here and argue over
this site with some immature prbly
little kid.
so BYE.
My favorite Pete Wentz quote:
“Nature shows suck ass, though cobras are pretty sweet. Pretty much any animal that has a gang named after it is pretty bad ass. I would go for an animal combo, like a bear that carried a cobra — total unstoppable force. Give that thing wings and humanity is f***ed.”
Wow, what a dreamy guy.
Is this some kind of poetic pentameter I don't know about?
pete is such a douche it hurts. you give other people named chelsea a bad name by liking this douche.
Wow, Chelsea Peeney is about as relevant as a magazine cover with Angeling and Jennifer Aniston. I hear Jen and Brad may get a divorce.
?? Why would you need a special place to have sex in the bathroom? Aren't there massive orgy parties in NYC already?
Chelsea Teeny Peeny was only "righting" back to defend Pete Wentz on a thread that is from MAY? How quaint.