Only 1 blah this time Cord? She must have touched your itty bitty heart.

I know this isn't meant to be, but since your article has my name on it, I'm going to assume that this is a gift for me.

…and thank you, it's trashtastic

does she tell the guy to "you know what, go back to Mexico?" This must be part of the new American dream, stalk celebrities, sell their images, get rich. Blah.

It certainly must suck big ass to be photographed all the time. Just today, I wasn't feeling the best that I can be and I went to a different 7-11
to buy cigarettes. That's because everyone at MY
7-11 knows me and always is happy to greet me, I always am happy to see them and wonder how their loved ones are too. Today, I just didn't have it in me to be sweet and caring etc. Don't get me wrong, I LOVE my friends that take care of me at ALL the plces that I patronize.

I just felt like being anonomous and wearing stupid stuff today. And I didn't want to take a shower. Just a quick trip, and no one in my house would run a damn errand for me. (Bitches)

I could never be a celebrity. It is just too hard to be ON all the time.

Gross.

Her.

The paps.

Gross.

I feel so bad for her crazy ass.

She doesn't deserve pity. The event horizon that is her life would only be worse for her if there were no photographers who bothered to care.

I feel ya qc sometimes you just dont feel like being social and friendly. You just wanna go where no one knows you. I'm actually one of the few people that feel sorry for her sometimes. Sure she doesnt have to go out 5 times a day but there is no where she can go with out being followed. Plus she's almost always nice to those loser assholes.

A blue Bic stolen
Sanity is up in flames
Toxic ashes left

Lynn has stolen my heart with her haiku. She could have easily stolen it with a bic as well.

Does she tell the guy to “you know what, go back to Mexico?” This must be part of the new American dream, stalk celebrities, sell their images, get rich. Blah.You can go http://www.richloving.com you can find this guy at there.

i like cord's new way of reporting on brintey, it's even more informative then when he uses actual words.

I just like to see blah's name in lights like that. That's even better than winning a, "Commie™".

I recently saw a video of her at Starbucks (go figure) and she was complaining about how expensive her $14 order was. Guess she expects everyone to give her everything for free. Idiot.

How about this, don't drink 20 frappacino's a day you big yarn head. Maybe buy only one new house a year instead of 4 a year.

Maybe put the meth pipe down….wait is that how you do meth?

…or maybe get some much needed therapy…you know, whatever.

Well, in fairness, it might have only been one frappucino, with 14 flavour shots.

Ew, flavour shots sounds dirty.
I love the taste of flavour shots.
Flavour shots in the morning make me happy.
Can I get another flavour shot in there?

It would be great for those afflicted with cornocopiaphagia. Cornholiophagia, whatever. Just give George a shot of chute flavor.