Foul Balls

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Dogpile! Now that media outlets around the country are scrambling for stories about Alex Rodriguez's shattered personal life, no matter how unfounded they might be, strippers on shadowy, dollar-littered stages across this great United States are sashaying forth and bragging that they, too, fucked the married Yankee.

Exotic dancer Candice Houlihan, at left, says she had a loveless, two-night fling with A-Rod in Boston in 2004. And in Detroit, a strip club bartender recently called into a local radio show to claim that A-Rod used to fly one of her colleagues around the country for sex.

Yay, national pastime!

Jul 11, 2008 · posted by Cord Jefferson, MollyGood · Link · 9 Responses
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  • Comments (9)

    No. 1 Ed says:

    Ok, well if we wait long enough i am sure there will be at least one or two guys to come forward saying that they slept with A-Rod as well. Such is society today, do or say anything to get your 15 minutes of fame.

    what i don't get is why does anybody care???

    Posted: Jul 11, 2008 at 10:24 am
    No. 2 Angela says:

    Let's have it with the "Rod" jokes!

    Posted: Jul 11, 2008 at 10:52 am
    No. 3 Mariposa says:

    Clearly this man has "type"

    Posted: Jul 11, 2008 at 10:59 am
    No. 4 Ed says:

    He is a nice looking guy, but he's not THAT good looking. His soon to be ex is going to walk away with a boat load of money if all these allegations turn out to be true.

    Anybody else waiting to hear about the 'love child' that will probably pop up during all this?

    Posted: Jul 11, 2008 at 11:09 am
    No. 5 mae says:

    I think that's my childhood best friend. Anyways, this isn't anything new. I can name a few Detroit Tigers who are married that have 'other' women in other cities. There is something about professional athletes, most (I didn't say all!) of them can't keep their dick in their pants when they are on the road.

    Posted: Jul 11, 2008 at 11:14 am
    No. 6 Ed says:

    Well there are a few on my local team in wouldn't mind scoring a home run with…

    Posted: Jul 11, 2008 at 1:52 pm
    No. 7 blah says:

    Well it's nice to see where all that money is going. A family of four can no longer afford to go to a ball game because A-Rod (and others I'm sure) have to pump roids and then pump strippers. Horay!

    Posted: Jul 11, 2008 at 10:36 pm
    No. 8 lava says:

    can i do him? is it too late? does anyone have a home-std testing kit?

    Posted: Jul 12, 2008 at 12:46 am
    No. 9 queencrone says:

    Yes, blah, maybe this is why they charge like $8 for a hot dog at the stadium.

    I just smuggle in my own beer.

    Posted: Jul 12, 2008 at 1:57 am
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