Heavily patterned dresses that make one's boobs and crotch look like the eyes and mouth on a traditional African mask bring out the uncivilized juvenile in all of us, and they send me to MS Paint so excitedly that I can barely keep my hand steady enough to make the eyebrows.
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That is too funny!
Youre a clever one Cord!
Cord,
I love your writing. You are quite possibly the most original, insightful, and hilarious blogger out there. Keep up the good work!
hahahhaa, that's such an awful dress. thank you for that, cord!
I am most definitely NOT ready for that particular jelly. Yowza.
It makes her knees & patellas fat!
Part of me wishes Beyonce would have slipped and cracked her head wide open on that marble floor. Is that wrong of me?
I'm thinking after she slips some kids unaware of what that is start playing footie with the pieces and her father and slut of a sister start running around looking for missing pieces of her dumb skull… Is THAT wrong of me too?
She all about the sub-conscious, isn't she? First the vagina-lips, now this…