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Is your child slightly chubby and sexually ambiguous? Then Elle Girl has a wonderful idea for a Halloween costume! And if this one would make you think twice before sending your kid out the door, take a look at their other bright recommendations.


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Oct 25, 2007 · posted by Cord Jefferson, MollyGood · Link · 45 Responses
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    No. 1 bedbugsandballyhoo says:

    Denise, Cord is calling you…

    Posted: Oct 25, 2007 at 11:17 am
    No. 2 sadas says:

    i wanna be winehouse! funny easy costume.

    Posted: Oct 25, 2007 at 11:21 am
    No. 3 Sugar Magnolia says:

    bb&b… he's baiting the tourists. Reason # 42 why I love Cord. (even if he doesn't like hippies)

    Posted: Oct 25, 2007 at 11:23 am
    No. 4 deimos says:

    hahaha, this is going to be good.

    Posted: Oct 25, 2007 at 11:26 am
    No. 5 Kitchy says:

    Aaaaah. It's Thursday.

    Posted: Oct 25, 2007 at 11:27 am
    No. 6 jujubees says:

    It would be the perfect tourist square if there was a Pete Wentz costume. Just for you Peeney Chelsea.

    Posted: Oct 25, 2007 at 11:28 am
    No. 7 deimos says:

    "mommy, i want to be a fat pig with a false sense of entitlement for halloween!" "oh ok jhonny, we'll dress you up as perez hilton!"

    Posted: Oct 25, 2007 at 11:30 am
    No. 8 jujubees says:

    Now go and out some gay people, make mommy ashamed of you.

    Posted: Oct 25, 2007 at 11:33 am
    No. 9 bedbugsandballyhoo says:

    Come on Denise…we've already forgotten about the "Rate My Body" and subscribing to every online dating service known to man stuff. I swear…I don't even know what I was just talking about.

    Posted: Oct 25, 2007 at 11:34 am
    No. 10 jujubees says:

    Where the hell is Nedayne? Damit I know I spelled that wrong. We were promised a tourist today.

    Posted: Oct 25, 2007 at 11:38 am
    No. 11 Sugar Magnolia says:

    Our guest tourist said they'd show at 2:15 to take Denise's place in case she had detention again.

    Posted: Oct 25, 2007 at 11:40 am
    No. 12 Sugar Magnolia says:

    I mean… in case she had to work over-time

    Posted: Oct 25, 2007 at 11:42 am
    No. 13 Lily the Pink says:

    I don't think you can really capture the essence of Amy Winehouse without the use of blood,vomit and Klonipin.

    Posted: Oct 25, 2007 at 1:31 pm
    No. 14 stopthemadness says:

    i've dusted off my cache of stupid internetisms in anticipation of denise and her ilk.

    lolz.

    mwah.

    ur hot.

    omg u guyz, i heart perez.

    !!!!!!!!!!:D :) :( !!!!1111

    Posted: Oct 25, 2007 at 1:48 pm
    No. 15 bedbugsandballyhoo says:

    I have too many teeth and am not emaciated enough to pull off Winehouse.

    Posted: Oct 25, 2007 at 1:50 pm
    No. 16 Lily the Pink says:

    bbb, if you start throwing up now it's possible you could do enough damage to your teeth before halloween.

    Posted: Oct 25, 2007 at 2:05 pm
    No. 17 Denise15 says:

    That’s SOOO freaking cool/Awesome! he has become soo popular and sooo noticed at what he does, that he has a costume made FOR HIM… for the MILLIONS of people that read his site EVERYDAY! MILLIONS…. MILLIONS…. Not the 15 of u people, that are WAITING to read what I have to say! I read the comments… u guys are soo desperate for something interesting.. u were actually Waiting and calling for me! well here u go Nerdies, im here.. u have the pleasure of reading my thought for today… happy?? Maybe this will boost the comments to more than 15… happy!!! ??? I hope so!
    I love it! I love the blue hair and the stylish sweater! Hey Perez was also on the Tori Spelling show… hahahaha.. this is sooo GREAT, I love that he is getting NOTICED and that EVERYONE knows about him.. love him or hate him.. but people always contact Perez when a Celebrity news story breaks! Lets not forget who was all over ur T.V station when Paris went to jail, and also when Anna Nicole died!!! He was on Z100 radio (NYC) he was on Howard Stern he was EVERY WHERE… Hate all u want.. but he is still better than ALL of u!

    Posted: Oct 25, 2007 at 2:09 pm
    No. 18 jujubees says:

    YESSSSSSSSSS! Someone got a pass to the bathroom. This better not be some kind of trick.

    Posted: Oct 25, 2007 at 2:11 pm
    No. 19 Denise15 says:

    gotta go.. but have fun postin shit! loves ya Bitches!!!

    Posted: Oct 25, 2007 at 2:12 pm
    No. 20 jujubees says:

    Fine, but you pretty much copy and pasted that response. We expected more from you. Go think about what you've done.

    Posted: Oct 25, 2007 at 2:16 pm
    No. 21 nedanye says:

    I'm right here, juju! Geez, I hope I'm dressed right.

    Posted: Oct 25, 2007 at 2:24 pm
    No. 22 deimos says:

    the ignoramus came out to play. gotta love thursdays.

    Posted: Oct 25, 2007 at 2:29 pm
    No. 23 deimos says:

    i think you mean the MILLIONS of idiots that go to perez's site, not people.

    Posted: Oct 25, 2007 at 2:31 pm
    No. 24 deimos says:

    i love the fact that the costume icludes perez holding a copy of people magazine, it's totally taking a swipe at his "reporting"

    Posted: Oct 25, 2007 at 2:37 pm
    No. 25 maria says:

    Lets not forget who was all over ur T.V station when Paris went to jail, and also when Anna Nicole died!!!
    Well, the guys been on TV and the Howard Stern show, so…he's better than all of us. I'm so jealous, I wish I were on TV when Anna Nicole died. :(

    Posted: Oct 25, 2007 at 2:39 pm
    No. 26 deimos says:

    on tv reporting things that everybody already knows and acting like it's an exculsive.

    Posted: Oct 25, 2007 at 2:44 pm
    No. 27 jujubees says:

    NEWS ALERT; Perez is a douche bag. You heard it hear first, it's an exlcusive.

    Posted: Oct 25, 2007 at 2:53 pm
    No. 28 deimos says:

    you stole that story from me juju, you can't call it an exclusive. why can't you be a real reporter like me?

    Posted: Oct 25, 2007 at 2:56 pm
    No. 29 jujubees says:

    Where'd you get your story from? I got mine directly from Castro. Apparently they are having a lovers spat. Oh snap, another exclusive for me. Suck on it you hack.

    Posted: Oct 25, 2007 at 2:58 pm
    No. 30 deimos says:

    really? cause castro told me that he's never spoken to perez before, he refers to him as "that fat douchebag who can't pick a hair color".

    Posted: Oct 25, 2007 at 3:00 pm
    No. 31 jujubees says:

    He's speaking from a place of pain. Just becuase he's a dictator doesn't mean he doesn't know how to love.

    Posted: Oct 25, 2007 at 3:36 pm
    No. 32 Sugar Magnolia says:

    Dammit. Missed Big D. I can't believe it was just one comment then she's off. The bus must have been waiting.

    Posted: Oct 25, 2007 at 4:01 pm
    No. 33 queencrone says:

    For the record…I think that was a fake Denise15.
    She kinda posts like that, but it is a copy of her style. AND she would never say loves ya Bitches. She is much more deliciously snarky.

    Posted: Oct 25, 2007 at 4:37 pm
    No. 34 April says:

    denise says loves ya baitch cuz she doesnt sweat.

    is being on the tori spelling show a measure of popularity or a punishment

    Posted: Oct 25, 2007 at 4:49 pm
    No. 35 jujubees says:

    I'm so ashamed. I watched her reality show and I kind of like it. I would occasionally get annoyed they kept showing us their close ups. But it was kind of funny. THERE WAS NOTHING ELSE ON!

    Posted: Oct 25, 2007 at 4:57 pm
    No. 36 stopthemadness says:

    she hath arriven.

    oh glorious day.

    Posted: Oct 25, 2007 at 5:19 pm
    No. 37 stopthemadness says:

    wasn't the original denise little denise15 as opposed to caps Denise15? And does it even matter?

    i hath forgotten.

    Posted: Oct 25, 2007 at 5:20 pm
    No. 38 stopthemadness says:

    nope, i'm wrong. this encyclopedia brown is hanging up her glasses.

    Posted: Oct 25, 2007 at 5:22 pm
    No. 39 queencrone says:

    I'm with you stopthemadness. I don't think that
    this was our Denise15. Gut feeling.

    Posted: Oct 25, 2007 at 5:27 pm
    No. 40 queencrone says:

    By the way, I miss james_boston

    Posted: Oct 25, 2007 at 5:28 pm
    No. 41 jujubees says:

    Yea, it seemed like a copy and paste job to me.

    Posted: Oct 25, 2007 at 7:06 pm
    No. 42 queencrone says:

    Blue hair, nice sweater, sounds like ME! :-)

    Posted: Oct 25, 2007 at 9:39 pm
    No. 43 queencrone says:

    Where is james_boston? I can never get computer time because the kids play w.o.w. so maybe he's got something to do and I missed it.

    Posted: Oct 25, 2007 at 9:41 pm
    No. 44 laland says:

    Amy's bloke is a loser, he's bald and ugly, that's why he always wears a hat. He dumped her for another woman but came back when he realised that Amy had become a star and could fund his drug habit. The guy is a complete loser and Amy should fob him off!

    Posted: Oct 26, 2007 at 4:47 am
    No. 45 MiaNyc85 says:

    I missed the action with Denise15 yesterday?
    She didn’t seem to have many thoughts!
    I missed the action with Denise15 yesterday?
    She didn’t seem to have many thoughts yesterday!
    I agree with queencrone, it probably was a faker! the paragraph that was typed was not as stupid? Or immature? But it may not be possible to use the same screen name 2 times!

    Posted: Oct 26, 2007 at 10:30 am
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