Forcing People to Come to Terms With Their Sexuality Rather Than Letting Them Gradually Accept Their Desires is Gay
The New York Daily News ran a particularly obvious blind item today, which read:
Which still-closeted former boy-bander was making sure nobody got pictures of him with his handsome Spanish escort at a recent European charity event?
Tough one, guys, but I think I might have an idea.
I've hinted at my guess under the jump. It's subtle, so be alert.
Wouldn't it have saved a lot of ink to just pin a red "H" on his chest?
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…Cause being in a lameass boy band isn't proof positive already that you're probably gay!!!
I'm still not sure who it is??? That's hilarious by the way.
HA HA HA HA!! Your too funny! That was a good one.
Hmm…let me think about that one.
Look at the expression on his face, then look who's behind him!!!! Lance must be a big boy!
awww :( there go my adolescent fantasies.
i've been hearing rumors about him being gay forever. i should have known, he was my complete favourite and I always pick the gays.
now if only there would be a "leaked" sex tape all would be happy.
not with Lance though, that'd be gross.
But doesn't he like "Girls Who Dance with Women?" Oh God, I am so embarrassed at myself right now, you have no idea.