
Now that we've all heard John Mayer's side of his breakup with Jennifer Aniston, it's time for America's Favorite Punching Bag to retaliate via close friends and anonymous sources. Although John politely revealed that he was the one doing the dumping, Jen's friends insist it was the other way around — but "expect Jen to behave like a lady." And how does one behave like a lady, you ask? We hope you're taking notes:
Today's lesson involves taking the high road. If you really want to be a lady, make sure you announce this to the world and then proceed to passive-aggressively insult the other person. Feel free to point out his lack of maturity and money for maximum effect.
[John's] childish behavior only confirms she was right to dump him. Now he’s acting like a spoiled child. … We’re talking about a guy who had a car waiting to take him home in New York, but he chose to walk so he could talk to the press [along the way]. He’ll drag this out until there’s someone new.
Jen was tired of paying for everything. Cobwebs come flying out of [Mayer's] wallet when he opens it. John liked living like a movie star when he was with her. … Jen would never say anything, but you could tell it irritated her.
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I believe it, I almost had to pay for his movie if you remember my Celebrity Encounter
Ah. Careful. All that bitterness will only cause more premature aging. You're putting your dermatologist's children through college as it is. Don't make it Princeton.
This cattiness just adds to the whole aura of desperation. It's not sexism at play. She's not Clooney's male equivalent. She's no Carrie let alone a Samantha. Straight up Charlotte: way to quick to commit and salty when it blows up in her expensive face.
That's great that John liked living like a movie star, maybe next time, he'll actually date a real "movie star". Zing!
He had flaws? And issues??
BURN HIM!
OMG I just realized that my attitude about this comes directly from the fact that I took this one movie clip to heart a long time ago… it took a minute for me to realize how horrible the reality was.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Qq1T7jCe5E
It's like how Lindsay Lohan didn't learn anything from making Mean Girls.
Magstar just brightened what has been a truly crappy day.
People…this post is full of second hand accounts and not from Jennifer Aniston directly. Whitney please do your research as half of your posts to this blog really are uninformed.
I liked the fat guy from Friends with Money. Regarding Jennifer, who the eff knows what she said - that quote is from a "friend". I think people are WAY too harsh on Jennifer for reasons I can't even seem to understand. I guess I empathize with her though b/c my brother went through a divorce the same time she did for similar reasons (his wife was cheating). It sucked.
That her ex-husband traded her in for a newer model like many others should make me feel for her current breakup 3+ years later why?
The above is Anniston's MO. She always likes to come across as "innocent" and above it all, but conviniently has friends and pals to do her dirty work. This is not the first time for her. Yet, we get the "she did not say this" stuff.
Hell, most of the stuff leaked conviniently to People is from "sources and friends" but why is that true, but his time the "friends" are lying. Her running copy to People on how great John was, how she blended in great with his crew, in the last issue, they said she are John are "strong", (unfortunately, it was the same day the break-up story hit–opps),how "fantastic" she looks after the break-up. All attributed to "sources and friends", yet no one blasts that when it comes from her personal PR bible–People Magazine. These are two ego driven juveniles who want the last word. They deserved each other.
Yeesh. "America's Favorite Punching Bag" is right.
I'm happy her friends are sticking up for her. If these quotes are actually coming from her friends. The tabs claimed 2 weeks ago she was making wedding plans. Don't trust the tabs people. So she is living her life. Why all the hatred? So she's taking her time finding the right person and playing the field in the meantime. If your husband cheated on you and then he and his girlfriend turned themselves into the world's biggest good samaritan celebrities and got the entire world to kneel at their feet at your expense you'd take your time too. Try getting over YOUR ex when he is on every newsstand in the world every week. Despite that, Jen has made it clear in interviews that she doesn't want a pity party. The exact quote was "Don't make me your victim". I don't understand why people give Jen such a hard time? Just because she didn't want 10 children doesn't make her a bad person. I can't think of any women who trade places with Angelina and her soccer team, even if it meant they could sleep with Brad Pitt. Most women don't want 10 kids. Only Jen has had to pay a price for not wanting the freaky family set up.
I thought People magazine was owned and operated by Brad and Angelina. All of their news conveniently ends up at People before it ends up anywhere else. Shouldn't you be calling them out as well?
Chris - I agree. We don't really know what happened in their relationship but so many people hold the fact that Jen didn't have Brad's babies against her. Hello, does anyone remember the feminist movement?
Brad Pitt has zero to do with anniston's current state, so why bring him into this? Her life is her own responsibility as are her choices and no one else's. Let it go people.
ppppuuuuulllllleeeeeaaaaasssssseeeeee… Taking her time finding the right person? Uh huh. John doesn't take himself so seriously and maybe, just maybe, she's not the angel that so many people seem to think she is. She's a terrible actress too. (just thought i'd throw that in there.)
i wouldnt have brad pitts babies even if he paid me for it. he is such a cream puff
As Mary said, Brad has nothing to do with this.
Don't turn this into the feminist debate that it isn't. You don't have to have kids and I applaud people who know themselves enough to postpone or exclude having children. It's not for everybody. The desperation thing might not be something she has complete control over, but I assure you that by this point, her friends are media savvy to know exactly what they're doing which adds to the stench of desperation and bitterness.
…and John Mayer is really not the kind of guy one opts to date seriously. He's like George Clooney without the panty-dropping charm. Even if the sex is good, any grown woman should know better than to get attached. You can't turn a ho into a husband.
Look, I don't know the woman. I'm just saying this whole fascination with her and her break-ups is really sad. I don't know of many other actors/actresses that have had to go through the same crap as her - constantly being put on magazines with her ex-husband's girlfriend. STILL! 3 years later! And now there are going to be tons of magazines with "WHY JEN CAN'T FIND LOVE." and a little picture to the left of Shiloh.
I am glad I could help, GBW. :)
well, if it didn't fascinate her fans and enemies alike, they'd stop printing those. this being said, i'm sure she doesn't shop at Valu Foods or Stop & Shop so she doesn't actually have to see any of this. She doesn't live in NYC either with its many magazine stands so any exposure she has to this is purely voluntary.
Her exposure is voluntary? Are you crazy? Have you ever heard the stuff the paps yell at her every time she leaves the house? The still photos in all the magazines only tell half the story. All they do is yell at her and tell her how pathetic she is and ask her about Brad. Get your facts straight. All the people who trash her I would love to see you deal with your break-ups in such a public way. And please attach photos of yourselves before you trash her looks.
good grief, do you know her or something? you're awfully worked up about it.
Have you ever heard the stuff the paps yell at her every time she leaves the house?
No because I limit my gossip selection to mollygood and dlisted.
All they do is yell at her and tell her how pathetic she is and ask her about Brad.
I doubt that. The video I've seen of celebrity stalkings have generally involved friendly photographers because you catch more bees with honey than with vinegar. Britney and the celebutard brigade are notable. The photographers often tell them how good they look and then ask about something offensive like "did your skanky mama get your 14 year old baby sister some new tittays?"
Get your facts straight.
Where are these "facts" of yours? Or have you built up empathy for someone whose life is far better than yours over some false sense of sisterhood? For being incredibly overpaid, actors give up a good slice of their autonomy. Unless something illegal or super shady is going on, I'm not going to feel too badly for them. My favorite actors aren't tabloid staples, but I imagine that even if they were, I wouldn't get my panties in a twist over the negative side of making $30 million annually for doing enviable work.
I'm done entertaining myself with your anger. "God is Great and I Am Not" has arrived!
kisses to magstar.
what GBW said.
GBW, i'm concerned that your online i.d. initials are a little too similar to GWB's. it's enough to make a person change her name, innit?
:)
She sucks.
I call bullshit on that insider quote, wherever it came from. It doesn't even make sense. Neither of them pay for anything, I'm sure.
I'm kind of stunned people are getting so worked up over something her friend said, or something someone who doesn't know her at all said, or something that the magazine maybe just mad up.
*made up. You know what I mean.
I would bang her seven ways from Sunday.
She finally found a man with that sensitivity gene. Not all it was cracked up to be was it honey.
will you all be happy if she kills herself or goes insane? jesus, the woman hasn't done anything to to deserve such hatred.
sf, being snarky is an art form, not a belief system.
Oh yes, how "polite" of Mayer to inform us that he did the dumping. Maybe Aniston really is using third parties to bash him in the press, but please don't delude yourself about Mayer's intentions just because you like him or think he's funny. That would be pathetic.
sar, REALLY????????????? feck off
I find it amusing that if someone has an opposite opinion, ney, a negative opinion of someone… they are jealous, have no facts, and need to stop hatin'. Well I am here to say that all of you Jennifer Aniston wannabe's don't know her either. So maybe you're the ones completely deluded. Don't feel sorry for JA just because you think she's pretty or she was your fave on Friends. I'm sure she has some pretty shitty qualities too, and you don't know what the real story is behind the break up any more than I do. The only difference is, you care WAY more than I do.
@Kate, I assume you're not referring to my comment, since I clearly wasn't defending Aniston but was only pointing out that Mayer is obviously being a dick by airing their private business.
More like "America's favorite SELF-APPOINTED punching bag".