Hawaiian man hunter Dog, seen here either preparing to choke a dark guy or demanding he shut his black mouth, has issued an apology today for his n(igger)-word laden tirade against his son’s new black girlfriend. The racist rant was secretly recorded and then released to the National Enquirer, thereby shaming the ex-convict who had spent his post-prison years making a name for himself by stalking and capturing indigent human beings. Somehow, many people were shocked to hear he’s a little racist. Here’s his explanation to those innocents:
I am deeply disappointed in myself for speaking out of anger to my son and using such a hateful term in a private phone conversation. It was completely taken out of context. I was disappointed in his choice of a friend, not due to her race, but her character. However, I should have never used that term. I have the utmost respect and aloha for black people…
“I have the utmost respect and aloha for black people…”? Hey, Jossip Initiatives, I think we just found a new Stereohyped shirt.
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His wife has the biggest bongos ever. Ever.
Ahhh, what a cute couple.
I’m glad I don’t get A&E or whatever the fuck cable show this douche bag is on.
I don’t know what is more pathetic, this creep, or the fact that people even bother to watch this crap! How does shit like this even get on TV?
Isn’t the guy he’s about to choke there Hispanic?
Although given the rant, it’s still entirely possible that Dog would lump everyone together and still tell him to shut his black mouth.
Maybe he and Bill Maher can hang out together!
i’m sure the apology has nothing to do with the fact A&E has suspended production on his show and put out a statement slamming him. honestly, look at the guy. is anyone surprised? he dresses like he’s on his way to a KKK after party.
eh. i hated dog way before this happened, i can smell a douchebag a mile away…it’s one of my superpowers.
I wish I had known this when my husband and I dressed up like Dog and Beth for our Halloween party. We could have gone to town on our “less-than-white” guests! The good news in all of this is that the ReverEnd Al Sharpton is “open to a meeting” with Dog. In other words, he has just had his hair coiffed, and would like to present his new ‘do to America in the name of ending racism. I’d love to spit in his fat face, and watch my hocker dribble down his ample chins.
Here on the North Shore, we treat our friend mo betta. Howlie.
Soooooo - who taped this? I wonder how much money they made?
Lisa come on. It’s spelled Haole. And it goes for anyone who is non Hawaiian, no matter what color/race they are. As for who made the money…. I am sure his son’s girlfriend taped it and is smiling from ear to ear.
BF: I know that, uh, I was you know, quizzing everyone else on here. Yeah. So are you from Hawaii or just an avid script reader? I am imptessed anyhow. Now to figure out how to spell mahalo -
Hopefully the girlfriend made a chunk of change selling that shit.
Maybe it was the girlfriend.
He is so BULLSHIT. And Cord, please do not call him Hawaiian. Hawaiian is only reserved for those of Native Hawaiian ancestry. He is a white boy (or haole) trying to make a buck of off all the non-whites in Hawaii.
BF, you are wrong. Haole is for white people, more than any other race in HI. Let’s be real here, the whites have taken more than any other race.
So am I not a “Coloradan” since I wasn’t born here? Oh boy.
Sure you are. Colorado does not represent an ethnicity, does it?
I thought Hawaiians were Pacific Islanders.
They are actually Polynesians, like Tahitians, Samoans, Tongans, etc
If I would have taped it, I would have first blackmailed him with it. Then I would have sold it to the press. What?
Please correct me if I am wrong, I believe that Haole isn’t a very nice word either. My ex was stationed at schoffield (sp)for a few years.
So then why do they get to claim “Hawaiian,” too?
Uhg. Can we please not have the ethnicity/citizenry(or whatever)debate? Language is fluid. Can’t we all agree that often the same word can be used for both?
LOOK IT UP! ;)
My point- people who live in the state should be allowed to identify themselves as such. And I can’t look it up because I am supposed to be cleaning. Don’t be a condescending ass-Haole. Ha ha! Just kidding, my dear. Even when you don’t put it after your name, you’re always my Number One Lisa.
Ass-haole is my fave thing evar!! I was trying to bring back the “LOOK IT UP,” but I think it has officially died.
I don’t disagree with you about the identifing thing - I just didn’t want to have heated debate about it because invariably proof will be proffered on both sides. And everyone will realize that Chinese is both an ethnicity and citizenry designation. And everyone will go, “I guess we were all right,” and hug it out. And I hate hugs.
Best,
Lisa (no.1 ass-Haole)
Nice! I win Someone Haiku AND get a “best” in one day! Now if only my sister-in-law would get a big zit on her chin, my day would be perfect!
where’s your best lale?
Maybe she’ll get a sty in her eye.
Hawaiian is an ethnicity. It is confusing because it is the name of the state as well, but living here, you only call native hawaiians, hawaiian. All other ethnicities who are from/grew up in Hawaii are called locals. The a$$holes, like me, who move here but did not grow up here are called kama’aina which basically means residents.
What, Lale got a best? When did that happen? That’s what happens when I get a life.
From me, and I am Number 1, Bunny be damned!
You are number 1. And don’t let anyone tell you different.
i love Dog so shut up and piss off you mother fuckers