Because everyday life isn't already awkward for Dog and his family.

I love the title. You think you never want to hear another; Who let the dog out, reference. But Cord just put a whole new spin on it and I like it.

Christmas is coming up. I don't think he'll get many presents this year. At least he'll get to be on TMZ more.

Oh nice. A bobbaklan.

Ha! I wonder how much? It was probably a ploy by the whole family to get paid to leave by the Network and paid by tabloids. Genius. I bet they are going to retire to…oh, wait, where does someone from Hawaii retire to?

More like Klan Fett. Not to be confused with a Klan Fete - that involves burning crosses.

I thought it was pretty clear yesterday that his son released it? I mean, who else would've?

I dunno, maybe the girlfriend was hiding in the closet or under a desk or something, taping it? I mean that is just the sort of thing that happens on tv. ;)

I read he only got paid 15,000. He's going to have the most outrageous kegger ever. Beer bong hats for everyone.

I now stand corrected. I didn't listen close enough to my husbands Star Wars 101, class. I started thinking about shoes.

You can be ShoeShoe Fett. ShoeShoe Fett-ish? Ok, I think I need to stop now.

A bounty for a bounty.

I like it. I think I'm going to legally change my name. I feel that is the name I should have been born with.

Why do you love using the word nigger in your posts. Just because its a quote doesnt mean its ok for you media whores to use. I dont see you throwing faggot, spic, gook, chink or any other words in the same category around.

I'll go get a snack this is going to get interesting…

Sniff, sniff, do I smell the faint whiff of a BestCord?

Lets try to get to 1000 comments on this one. That will make me laugh.

Does anyone know why they feel they can just throw that word around just because its a quote instead of using " His N-Word loving son".

quit your trolling.

Maybe for the same reason you used the n-word in your first post? It was to quote the original source. To make people uncomfortable so they realize how scummy Dog is?

Touche. I understand using it in the original story. Using it in follow-up stories is not needed. Maybe your right about trying to make people uncomfortable, but I think not using it will do that.

forill, if you saw a photo of cord, you could totally tell he's half or a quarter black…as am i. therefore, we can throw the word nigger around. i'm also gay, so i can throw the word fag around. you're a douche so feel free to throw the word douche around.

best,
james

Truth is, I recognized how scummy Dog was on first glance. The mullet and lack of soap and water was information overload. How about this; he gives rednecks a bad name. N word should suffice.

I am black as well. NO ONE SHOULD USE THAT WORD! Thats why people of mixed races or people that just "have a lot of black friends" think they can use it.

best,
Douche

I call my girls night out "Friday Night With The Bitches", but don't YOU try it. Nuff said.

…tee-hee…James Boston makee me laugh…

TGITD, It's not exactly Thursday but we take what we can get.

I think Cords headine the quote perfectly accentuates what an asshole, Dog is. And how incredibly hateful his rant against his own son was.

I smell a, "Best", in the air.

The, *the* is not supposed to be in that paragraph and therefor is out of line.

His mullets says, Business up front and douchey racist in the back.

Juje: that made me snort. And I was eating a grape you bitch!@

As a black man I'm excusing Kramer but Imus & Dog are guilty. Yes I know Kramer made a lynching comment but I think he was on something plus he's a comedian. Maybe I'm just crazy.

Well, he "apologized". Just makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside. Good luck with that. *grabbing a beer*

my bad forill…now that i realize that you've been installed dictator of the americas, i'm gonna stop using that word. i got news for you; my cousins on my mom's side who are black use the word "nigger" like their life depends on it. it's idiots like you who give the word it's unbelievable power by overreacting to it…it has no power unless we give it power by reacting to it. grow up.

best,
faggy half-nigger

Dear Margo, I prefer to be called a bitch. I find that it saves time in many ways.

You may be a faggy half-nigger, j_b, but you're MY faggy half-nigger! Smooches.

CPR for Lisa.

It's too bad Halloween is over or Dog the Bounty Hunter costumes may have outsold, Hitler.

Well, you've earned it My Queencrone. I unfortunately have to respond with weapons. *breaking beer bottle and looking around*

I was eating chips and all of you old bitches made me choke. I love the douche remark JB. ROTFL.

Actually, I would REALLY like to be called beatiful and thin, but I really don't think anyone would be able to do THAT with a straight face.

Sure James you know everything! Try telling that to my Grandfather who was called the N word while he was in uniform serving this country waiting for a meal and told to "pick it up out back". Idiot whould you say what you just said to MLK? And again as far your cousins, No one should use it especially us blacks!

Ms Margo, I sincerely hope that the beer bottle was empty. I am feeling kinda frightend that you may have wasted some beer.

Rachel - who you calling old?? That's almost as bad as the n-word.

Oh crap. Margo's going all, Da Brat, on us. Don't make me dig up my inner, Foxy Brown. Someone is going to get cut.

Girl - hold my gold…

I cry at the thought of wasted beer, it just hurts so bad. You'd think in this day and age…

I was JK David it's ok.

If my jail photo looks half as good as Da Brats, then I'mma happy Bitch. Ooops!

Ohh BTW that guy on your blog has a Very nice package. Fuck BC hurry up and be effective.

Hmph.

I'm disappointed. I wanted a besting from Cord, because I likely would've agreed with him on his reasoning for not dicking around and avoiding the full quote. I hate it when people get all pussy in their reporting and change it to "n*****" or "the n-word."

yeah forill…and my mom got called a nigger to her face by my grandmother when she first started dating my dad who's irish. i have the racist assholes right in my family. i've had the word (plus the words half-nig, oreo, fag, mongrel) thrown at me and around me all my life…i've finally realized what matters is my reaction to it. someone like dog, the bounty hunter counts on you being hurt by the word so why not wise up to it and not give him what he wants. i'm all for black people appropriating the word and making it theirs…stop getting your talking points from a douche bag con-artist like al sharpton.

James you must be really young. Thank you for at least letting me know where your narrow minded opinion comes from, as you said the "racist assholes" in your family. Maybe thats why your a faggot?

I'm instantly in love with David Dust. Don't worry David. That's my mo. I always fall in love with gay men.

But how could you not love someone who loves, Gone With the Wind, Wizard of Oz, and, Dollar Stores.

DON'T JUDGE ME. Dollar stores rock.

I'm also saddened by the lack of bestings. I don't want to get anyones hopes up but I see a few contenders for a, Commie.

And that's not just hyperbole. I really wanted to use the word of the week one last time.

I bet I get a harsh reply about that I just wanted to see if it upset him after he said it was ok to say. Thats the only reason why I said it people.

oh…david, nice to have another FAGGOT here. i've seen your blog before…it's hot but needs more thug-boys.

Whaaaaaaaaat! Where's my knife?

Rachel - can we be BFF's now?

forill, you need to get a pair.

lol James. Way to own it. I'll put my knife away. That's why he's the official gay boyfriend of hags everywhere.

Jujubees - to start our love affair, I'll take you to all the best Dollar Stores in NYC!

WTG James you're my hero.

I'm much more offended by the use of "your" instead of "you're" in Forill's post.

You mean I just wasted a perfectly good Heineken?

Booooooooooooooooooooooooo to Forill.

First of all, attack on the merits of the argument. Blaming his narrow mindedness (which I am not saying is or isn't present) on the white racists in his family is pretty bullshit. And by that I mean logically unsound. Also, being gay is genetic and NOT really an insult. That is pretty narrow minded of you.

Mostly what I hate is it is "you're" not "your" - as in you are a faggot. Damn I hate when people confuse the two.

James - this faggot will work on getting you some more Thugboys (my personal favorites also).

I'm sorry….this CRACKER faggot…

I'm in, David. I'll treat you to some industrial sized laundry soap and lovely car fresheners. Then we can get some chinese (food not humans) and watch GWTW.

Oh Dear Forill, I feel your passion, but why so cranky? I loves me some James. I'm going to have to throw down for him, if this continues.

LOL…i love how in the middle of a race war, everyone's worried about grammar.

and ju, david can be your fag-in-waiting in case i'm incapacitated by one of my tricks some day.

Jujubees - why can't you be a man? Specifically - a straight, Puerto-Rican ex-con with a drug habit and a girlfriend (my speciality). That would make you even MORE perfect.

You're quoting me incorrectly Lisa. I never said anything about the white racist in his family I used the exact phrase he used "racist assholes" you added/assumed that they are white. SEE IT LISA???

Well, I'm naturally the color of chalk (the lightest shade of chalk), always have been and so is everybody in my family. I've been called casper, sickly-looking (I've always been in perfect health), Anemic (my blood iron is actually a little above normal), and when I dyed my hair eggplant, I was called satan worshipper (I don't even believe in satan) and the like. When addressed with those intended put downs, these were the answers I always gave people…their words had no power. "I'm pale, you can make "light" of it…I'm still pale." And where is ET and her lily-white, casper ass?

Is Forill still bitching about grammer…..or racism?? I can't tell.

Thanks Queen but I'm not cranky. James has just upset me a little by not even considering who that word offends if not him what about all those b4 him?

Forill~jb is NOT a male Homosexual or faggot Because there are Racists in his Family… he Is a male Homosexual or Faggot because he Likes boys.

ps David… I love your blog… You've got much yumminess! (I don't what color!)

…grammAr…woops!

Thanks Sugar!

i want to thank ju, queencrone, lisa, david and the academy for defending me. you like me…you really like me!

James…who are you wearing tonight? Turn around and let us see.

Margo, were did you go…I thought you were bringing us another beer? You know after you broke that bottle and all.
I'm kinda thirsty

I know you're not "forill" on this? You can't possibly be that sensitive?

oh, david. nothing like puerto rican men. they're my favorite. the drug habit is a plus because when the straight ones are coked up, they'll do all kinds of gay stuff.

i think i've said too much…

Forill, are you really going to sit there and tell me that isn't what you meant? And FYI, I was going to make a joke about white devils, but didnt backspace enough (I blame you JUJU) - but then decided to be serious throughout.

There was no Ah-ha moment had by you. People imply things all the time. To ignore implications is to ignore a good chunk of what is being said.

You caught me in nothing. I see that you didn't say white, I don't see that it isn't what you IMPLIED. *or what JB implied for that matter.

Oh yes please let us see Mr. James. :-)

Foreal!

I know that Sugar you missed the entire conversation I know nothing makes you gay. I used it in that way for a reason. Is everyone clear on that and not to be cliche but I have a million gay friends. I am in the Baltimore/Washington DC area how could I not. lol

If I stop drinking will somebody please explain what the hell happened to this thread?

Oh, lord, see what I miss by not hanging out here for 8 hours every day. Damn.

james, you are MY main gay, and don't you forget it! I just loan you out to the other hags when I feel generous.

Got to get back to work.

Best,
evil twin

OMG, David. I'm a straight (partial) Puerto Rican with a former drug habit. And while I'm not a gay man there was that one time at that party. I lie, it was like 3 times.

James - I see you've found out the secret to bedding straight Puerto Rican ex-cons. Cocaine and Bacardi…that's all you need….wait, now I think I'VE said too much….

Juju - close enough!

Hey I highly doubt that those before that were being called the "N-word" and it actually meaning something harsh and in violence are on mollygood blogging. I don't know why you are bitching like it is the end of the world. Then calling peeps you don't even know FAGGOTS. So not cool. If he wants a guy over a girl that is awesome. Don't get mad ladies but girls can be bitches and if I were a guy I wouldn't want one either. I don't know how my other half puts up with me sometimes.

But first, let me give a shout to bb&b, my fellow translucent sista.

Smooches to you, girl.

Hokay. See I understand words like drug habit and PR ex-cons. Now I feel like I belong.

David, where's all the skinny effeminate British boys, (think Franz Ferdinand and 80's Adam Ant)

yes ma'am ET!

forill just used the "i have lots of friends who are black" excuse. or the gay version of it.

and i'm turning around and showing the computer screen my well-toned ass in diesel jeans…y'all are gonna get me fired.

That's not really scientific. Puerto Ricans are born with rum in their veins instead of blood. True story.

Glad you could make "race" war ET.

Lisa if thats what JB was implying ok whatever. But I'm not the white devil kind of guy. I was not implying anything I was simply quoting. I prefer white women actually. Surprise!

BB&B….ewww….white boys are so…white! Although I totally love Adam Ant.

No surprise at all, Forill.

I love your jeans, James. Give me some squat thrusts.

Some of my best friends are white women…

forill… that was more of a inside joke between the regs.

I have to stay out of any type of racial discussion. I have no pigment and if bb&b is chalk then I am clear. jb keeps telling me he's going to lend me some of his pigment but I haven't seen it yet!

Rachel I used the f word to prove a point please read everything before you comment. Even James got that much. James the I have a lot of gay friends was a joke as well didnt you see the lol? I'm trying to lighten up and you wont let me geez!

104 bitches.

Shit, I shot my wad too soon.

Let me clear it up. I was going to say white devil, because I think that shit is funny. Then I thought better because you don't know me. I just didn't backspace enough.

Mainly I was annoyed you devolved into personal attacks.

Juju - that's the rum talking.

So why is it that when people call whites crackers or honkeys no one complains or if the call the Spanish ppl spics or Asians chick eyes no one complains. I am not racist by any means in fact some of my closest friends are Spanish Asians and blacks but why is it only racist if someone says the N-word.

AGAIN!!! I didnt devolve into personal attacks. I was called a douche first BTW. I used the word to prove a POINT. What arent you getting Lisa?

forill, you like white women, eh? what a surprise! you are the type of negro (yeah, i said it) who has to prove how black they are because of the guilt they feel about how they're screwing over black women. HYPOCRITE ALERT!

DAVID, i mean david, u white or black or other :) now i feel like i have to know everyone's race…it is a race war after all. a civilized one, but a race war nonetheless.

Rachel I was complaining about that earlier. AGAIN please read eveything b4 you comment. LOL

see, forill, you can't make a point in here that the hags and fags don't agree with… even if you are right. they'll crucify you just for the sake of making a comment.

do i smell a commie???

I need a drink. I'll just open a vein.

Not yet, JSTO. Can I call you, JSTO? You have to go way overtop and even borger on delusional. Please read the, Ann Coulter thread. Lots of good tips there.

c'mon now kids, let's all join hands and sing…

Kumbaya my Lord, kumbaya
Kumbaya my Lord, kumbaya
Kumbaya my Lord, kumbaya
Oh Lord, kumbaya

~One of the hags.

Where did that come from James? I tell blk women that I prefer white women theres NO GUILT you're waaaaaaaay off on that one. I love and have dated women of almost every race and size. i simply said what I prefer. Like Coke over Pepsi. Dont attack me on everything. Does anybody have my back?!?

rachel, i can answer that. the word honkey or cracker doesn't have the power that nigger has because white people weren't enslaved, segregated, jim crowed, etc. but because the word nigger is so powerful in relation to other slur words, we should take it's power away by not giving the true racists what they want, which is us losing our minds everytime we hear it. we need to OWN the word is my point. it's no longer 1865 or even 1965 forill…you can't pretend as if the word has the same meaning anymore.

Thanks Just.

James - I am the whitest cracker from friggin Central Pennsylvania (AKA Amish Country).

Can I choose which side I want to be on in this race war? I don't really like other white people, after all. Wait, does that make me racist?

I didn't say they had to be white (are you dissin' on the caspers? When we're naked we glow in the dark…sexy!) Pssst! Martin Gore is my Personal Jesus…he's of mixed ethnicity.

Hmmm I did and I most certainly didn't see that. However, currently ladies you keep chatting just a little less then 900 to go till we get to 1000. I gotta go get the baby his meds at the pharmacy and put the other one on the throne. I will be back in a bit and yall can reinform me of new developments then. Have fun:)

Sugar, it's a race war.

War! huh-yeah

What is it good for?
Absolutely nothing
Uh-huh

War! huh-yeah
What is it good for?
Absolutely nothing
Say it again y'all

Juju, you said "shot my wad." Tee-Hee…I love when girls say that.

juju… I'm a hippie remember.

How many roads must a man walk down
Before you call him a man?
Yes, 'n' how many seas must a white dove sail
Before she sleeps in the sand?
Yes, 'n' how many times must the cannon balls fly
Before they're forever banned?
The answer, my friend, is blowin' in the wind,
The answer is blowin' in the wind.

ummm, juju, how does on "borger"? just curious.

"James - I am the whitest cracker from friggin Central Pennsylvania (AKA Amish Country).

Can I choose which side I want to be on in this race war? I don’t really like other white people, after all. Wait, does that make me racist?"

when the race war comes, you and i can hide under some big, buff puerto rican men.

how in god's name do you find any PR men in amish country? am i missing on a good thing here??

It does have the same meaning James and its unfortunate that you cant see that! I'll end on this Just wait until NAS's new album titled "NIGGER" comes out and i take all of my white friends the Southeast Washington DC to the record stores and send them in there to ask if they have any niggers for sale or how much is nigger? Funny right? If the word didnt have the same meaning there would be no problem with that.

this thread is wack!

Just a few thoughts, y'all.

1) Wasting beer is abusive. It's a capital crime in any Division I college town. True story.

2) It's not "bitch," Rachel. We prefer "hag." It has a gentler connotation, you see.

3) I do often refer to my boyfriend as Honky McCracker. Does that make me a racist? ;)

for JU and SM…here's my gay hippie lyrics…

"No matter how hard I try
You keep pushing me aside
And I can't break through
There's no talking to you
So sad that you're leaving
Takes time to believe it
But after all is said and done
You're going to be the lonely one, Ohh Oh

Do you believe in life after love
I can feel something inside me say
I really don't think you're strong enough,
Now
Do you believe in life after love
I can feel something inside me say
I really don't think you're strong enough,
Now"

James - there weren't any buff PR men in Amish Country - that's why I moved to NYC 15 years ago. PLENTY for me here!!

Well see. It comes from the latin word ummmm…borticulus. Which of course means, to ticulate the bor. And of course ger comes from the Latin word, Burger. So if you put the two together you get, "borger". It's all very complicated so you wouldn't understand.

Holy crap! All the good crap happens while I'm at lunch.

Just for the record, I'm white with a big butt. Forrill, you single?

The underlying issue isn't the word so much as the negative connotations that underly it.

James - ahhhh, I love a good gay anthem…

Wasting beer IS abusive. Imma hafta go back to rehab.*sigh*

I felt that, James. I teared up a little bit. Nobody will ever understand our love for, Cher.

"3) I do often refer to my boyfriend as Honky McCracker. Does that make me a racist? ;)"

yes, now hand him over to me. i'm gonna wear you down til you give him up y'all!

and forill, nas's label has said that they ain't naming his album "nigger". sorry to disappoint you.

I used to get teased when I was in HS because I was so white too. And JB I get your point I am mainly just talking about peeps like in their 30's and younger. They act as if it is a death penalty. Like Don Amos calling the rutgers bball team nappy headed hos. He was just joking it was mean yes but everyone took it so much worse then what he intended it to be. In fact there was a white chick on that team. And it is known that Black peeps kick ass in BBall. He was saying that he wouldn't want to get his ass kicked by them. They took it as if someone was wrapping a noose around their neck and hanging them.

Cait just thoughts on your post:

1)Alcohol Abuse isn't about drinking too much. It's about fallen soldiers and party fouls. Mind your liquor people.

2) I'm a total hag.

3) My brother once got called a "cracker ass bitch" on a Florida highway. Good times.

With your feet in the air , and your head on the ground
Try this trick and spin it! Yeahh!
Your head will collapse, but there's nothing in it
And you'll ask yourself?

Where is my mind?
Where is my mind?
Where is my mind?
Way out, in the water see it swimmin´

LMAO SS…but i'm pretty sure forill is gay too. i get that vibe from him. date white women, my ass!

The interesting thing to me is that no one really wants to admit that prejudice is such an all-encompassing thing. It transcends culture, race and gender.

James, not even a year of Gale Harold trysts could make me give up the jhorts-wearing Honky McCracker. You're going to have to come up with a better offer, you nag. ;)

jb… I will never push you aside. juju, i might, but not you. :oP

I'm sorry but James started it. He's thrown down the gaunlet.

This is a song - for the lonely
Can you hear me tonight
For the broken hearted, battle scared I'll
Be by your side
And this is a song - for the lonely
When your dreams won't come true
Can you hear this prayer
'Coz someone's there for you

I thought it was Tori Amos who called the Rutgers BBall team "ho's".

Serious, where in Florida?

…I could be wrong…

It was worth a shot. I'm just trying to make him feel loved.

And all these gay anthems are making we want to go watch Chicago or something.

I was once one of 4 heteros at a Pet Shop Boys concert.

True story. :)

Cait,

It happened on a trip from Orlando to Tampa. We were going past the exits for Disney World the day of the millenium change and everyone and their mother was headed for Disney. We were going to Busch Gardens for the day (which was a good call cuz it was empty) and he cut some chick off. So she yelled at the window at him.

I was like 17 and thought it was hilarious. Still kind of is.

I was born in the wagon of a travellin show
My mama used to dance for the money theyd throw
Papa would do whatever he could
Preach a little gospel, sell a couple bottles of doctor good

Gypsys, tramps, and thieves
We hear it from the people of the town
They call us gypsys, tramps, and thieves
But every night all the men would come around
And lay their money down

WOW Lots of comments. We just might hit 1000.
Hey, I thought someone was going to bring me a beer. Did I just dream that? Maybe it's better I
don't have one, because then I just make really long comments of a quasi-sexual nature full of lots of TMI.

Cait, have you ever been to an Erasure concert? :)

pretty sure you're wrong david…wish i could afford to live in NYC instead of just visiting. *sigh* someday my prince will come.

wish i knew all the lyrics to "i found someone" so i can throw back at ya ju.

Listen to Simply Beautiful by Al Green. Can't hate after that.

I'll have a LIGHT beer please…after all, I'm a faggot.

I found someone by CHER?

Ooooh, you were on the I-4 corridor? That explains a LOT. ::laughing::

And BBB, you KNOW I have. ::humming "Chains of Love"::

James and David, y'all need to come to Southern Decadence next year and allow lil' ol' me to show y'all the…erm…sights.

My boyfriend asks and he gets. My all time favorite Cher song.

Don't you know
So many things they come and go
Like your words that once rang true
(Just) like the love I thought I found in you
And I remember the thunder
Talkin' 'bout that fire in your eyes
But you walked away when I needed you most

Chorus:
Now, maybe baby maybe baby
I found someone
To take away the heartache
To take away the loneliness
I've been feelin' since you've been gone
Since you've been gone

Dry your eyes
I never could bear to see you cry
Someday your love will shine through
Show ya the feelins that ya never really knew
But baby don't ya lose that thunder
Talkin' 'bout that fire in your eyes
You're lookin' at me, but ya still don't believe

Chorus

Bridge:
Too long on the border line
Wonderin' if your love was really mine
But you left me with open eyes
And when I realized

Chorus

good god…i gotta go do some pretend work for a while. thanks for siding with me in the race war, fags and hags. hope we haven't driven fellow black/fag forill away for good…

Cait - I LOVE Decadence!! I've gone 4 or 5 times (although I missed last year). I'm gonna be looking for ya next year.

And Forill, I live in the Washington DC area and I don't have !million gay friends…only about 500,000, give or take a few.

glad i could contribute another catch phrase, j_b!
BALE!

CHER!!! She is my QUEEN!! I'll take a light beer, too. Cause I'm a fat ass.

Even better

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HHSM3DySJto

Just look for the short woman hand-in-hand with James' lust object d'art.

TTYL later all. I'm going home work time is over! I'l holla at you later SeriousStyle.

They had the Drag Races in dupont circle a few nights ago. I wanted to go but forgot about it. My main gay went with his bf but said it was packed.

It's been a lovely race war - but I must finish up here at the J-O-B. Bye all.

You better! I've got a Kim Kardashian ass. All natural too.

Gosh, its too much to go back and read. I felt like just being all disobedient and making a comment anyway. So There!

Don't go, you guys. My dealer will be here in 10 minutes.

Forill: Back up, man. I was just trying to explain myself - but if you want to talk about understanding, I understand everything completely. Let me break down a piece for you, because really, you have said so many things that are just illogical.

Being a douche, is like being an ass. A matter of the person who is calling you that's opinion. Being a "faggot" isn't a matter of opinion. Or at least not in the same way. Using it as in insult is a personal attack for that exact reason. you counter that you were using it to make a point. I assume that it points back to your original post - that the n-word doesn't need to be used when reporting this story. You weren't really proving that point, since faggot wasn't being used in the same manner as nigger (which you would be trying to mirror if you were trying to make a point.) I was actually paying you a compliment saying it was a personal attack rather than a spurious comparison that failed miserably.

Don't take a tone of "teaching" me something, kid, it isn't a good look on you.

Bogus! I get busy and all the fun is over. Poopsville.

Loke I said before I have no clue how this got all out-a-hand but Go Lisa#1!!

*like

Plus he called someone an idiot, too. Don't forget that.

Go 'head Lisa #1!

I'm still here, Margo. I got a little too frisky with my working out and ripped a few stitches. I've been told to sit on my ass for a few days and not rip the new one's. Just ask your dealer if they have anything in a lovely upper?

He touched me inappropriately.

Kidding!

Umm, I dunno jujubees. But I do have my own personal stash of Vicoden. Shoot. I'm down to my last 100 though.

ss did he touch you in your you-hoo

And in my heart.

LISA WINS!

Margo, that's not good. It's almost winter. How will you make it?

The elderly. There are too many shakey pegs for me not to resupply. Natch.

Good idea. I have one next door. I'll just innocently hang out front around mail time.

Don't wait. You can always offer to walk the dog or fluff a pillow. I've been known to show up at the door with some rubber gloves and Pine Sol for bathroom duty. They heart Pine Sol…

Me too. It's almost as good as standing behind a school bus. It kind of burns your nose at first. But the good stuff always does.

Jujubee! He's here! He's here! Goody goody. Time for free-falling. If you're ever in Old Town Alexandria we can dine on the waterfront. I almost fell in but my attorney says that doesn't count. Ciao, Molly Muckers.

I am offended by your use of the "n" word in your post; specifically "the nigger-loving son" comment. Additionally, the post you have today of the caucasion person in blackface is not funny. Although,I know that you won't be hurt at all; this will be last time visiting your site. It's hard to view the perceptions of the majority on minority issues.

Geez I leave for J-O-B and I miss the whole damn race war???!!! can't we all get along?

I think the Beach Boys and Stamos say it best, maybe that's just cause I'm a white-Eastern-European bitchy cracker hetero Polack…

Aruba, jamaica ooo I wanna take you
To bermuda, bahama come on pretty mama
Key largo, montego baby why dont we go

Ooo I wanna take you down to kokomo
Well get there fast
And then well take it slow
Thats where we wanna go
Way down to kokomo

I'm so happy they logged in to tell everyone farewell. Someone with feelings might feel sad reading that. So long, we never knew ye.

Who else can we offend today?

I didn't think that post was meant to be funny. Hell, blackface wasn't even funny when it was intended to be.

Best! Best! Best! Love it!!!

Do you think of that someone
when you hear that special melody?
I always stop and think of you especially

When the words of a love song touch the very heart of me.

There'll be sad songs to make you cry -
Lave songs often do.
They can touch the heart of someone new -
Saying I love you.

What if Cord was actually linking to my "minority-written" post about this guy's racism? Then is it okay? Or better yet, what if you looked up the definition of the "c" word (that's "context") and figured out how "nigger-loving son" is being used here? It might help.

I say this with the utmost respect and aloha.

"I say this with the utmost respect and aloha" is the new, "Best".

We all know that people are the same
wherever you go
There's good and bad in everyone
We learn to live, we learn to give each other
What we need to survive
Together alive

Ebony and Ivory
Live together in perfect harmony
Side by side on my piano keyboard
Oh Lord, why don't we ?

Ebony, Ivory, living in perfect harmony
Ebony, Ivory, ooh