Hair: "I mean I own a lot of different things. I do understand toupees and she's not."

Um, Donald? I hate to break this to you, but Miss Universe and Miss USA contestants are generally cookie-cutter bland attractiveness, not actual beauty. Can we really tell one from another from year to year?

And your wife? Freaky lookin', Trump.

maybe one day his neck will finally snap while he's trying to suck his own dick and we'll finally be rid of him. a girl can dream…

He has a dick??

hahahahahhaha. Cord is so cool.
And I agree, Kitchy, the contestants are fucking ugly in the superficial way, as well.

I mean I do own a lot of different things. I do understand that money doesn't make you classy, and I'm not.

Donald Trump is sort of amazing because everyone thinks he’s like this great businessman. And I’m not saying he’s a bad businessman, but he’s not greatness, by any stretch of the imagination. I really understand greatness. And I will tell you, he’s not — I do own Christian Louboutins. I do own YSLs. I mean I own a lot of different things. I do understand business, and he’s not.

Well I guess when he chose his current wife he went for the opposite of beauty…to… um…prove…um…the contrast between beautiful and not beautiful???
He'll probably be looking to trade in soon. Miss Teen South Carolina, are you listening?

I do understand that love is all you need, and I'm not, you know, loved.

"I really understand midgets. And I will tell you, she’s not — I do own Miss Universe Midget. I do own Miss Midget USA. I mean I own a lot of different midgets. I do understand midgets, and she’s not.”

What's so great about the Leaning Tower of Pisa? I own a lot of buildings. I mean I own a lot of different things. I do understand buildings, and no one wants to live in one that leans.

Miss Midget USA is the best pageant ever.

Their crowns are so eensy weensy teensy!

The only part that sucks is the talent competition. I mean, how many times can you hear "We represent the Lullaby League, the Lullaby League, the Lullaby League" before you just stop listening?

That is why my midge always bring it home with "The Lollipop Guild."

I was once a judge for the Miss Midget USA pageant. But they chased tried to drop a house on me.

True story.

And again, Kitchy drops odd words into random sentences.

I rule the school.

Other Karen- you nailed it.

Other Karen definitely has the best mock-Trump comment.

COMMIE!!

I second that motion!

Well, I'm no billionaire but I have played Monopoly and have aquired such prestegious properties such as the Boardwalk.

I think this makes me qualified to tell Donald that his face looks like he's sucking a lemon, through his ass.

“I really understand dildos. And I will tell you, she’s not — I do own The super long Power Dildo. I do own The Super Long Dong Jackhammer Dildo. I mean I do own a lot of different dildos. I ama dildo, and she’s not.”

As a owner of many things, I am getting a kick out of these replies.

Juju I think his wife makes the same face- and whilte I'll admit she's pretty in a superficial-botox-pageant way, would it frickin kill her to smile once in a while? Oh, that's right. She's married to Donald Trump. I'd be pissed too.

I mean I did inherit all of my money. I do understand about being a bloated, entitled assmunch, and I am.

That's what happens to your face when you can no longer smell your own poo. The stench becomes so bad your face actually tries to implode.

Donald let T-Boz and Left Eye break it down for you:

Listen to me

Don’t go chasing waterfalls
please stick to the rivers
and the lakes that you’re used to
I know that you’re gonna have it
your way or nothing at all
but I think you're moving too fast

he's just a bigger attention whore than britney, paris and cord combined.

But is he a bigger attention whore than Katt Williams?

DT needs fringed in the ass with a jack hammer.

the donald would wear a noose necktie if katt hadn't done it first…fugly whore!!!

I wonder if Donald even looked at his wife on their wedding day. Because she looked fucking ridiculous in that veil, and her dancing consisted of "change feet, flex muscles, draaaaaaaag dress, repeat."

I am sure he owns a noose too. Remember he owns lots of things.

I'm not a really bad hair piece but I have hair on my head. If I could be a really bad hair piece I would go with this.

http://www.freakingnews.com/Tr.....-14160.asp

“I mean I know a lot of nothing. I do understand nothing, and I know it.”

Your smart like that. Or, not smart like that.

Donald Trump is smart at stupid. That should clear it all up.

I wish I was famous enough for my opinion about this to matter.

He's just too dumb to know it.

I don't think Angelina is pretty either. She is so thin, she is sickly looking.

Yes but the point of the story isn't really whether or not she's beautiful. I'm fairly certain even Bunnie doesn't thinks she's all that. The point is that Trump speaks of it as fact, not opinion. And considers himself the leading expert.

"I'm not a doctor, but I play one on t.v."

Trump makes an actual lack of distinction: does he mean that he owns the beauty contests or their winners? Is Trump (dressed in Hermes of course) Zeus or Paris? Where are the golden apples? Expect the onset of the Trojan war any day now.

I'm all ready. If anybody tries and gives me an oversized toupe shaped like liver pate, I will not accept it.

I love it when Darrell Hammond of Saturday Night Live plays "the Donald"–maybe he will THIS Saturday…Trump says some REALLY stupid things! SO easy to mock!

Way to not give credit to the Howard Stern show for the quote.

Actually Name, that is what the source links are for. Courced to D-Listed who sourced to another who quoted it as Larry King.

Besides, why give credit to Stern, what is newsworthy is that Trump is an idiot, not whose show he was an idiot on.

Just goes to show you, when you're filthy rich you think you have license to say and do anythingm, regardless of how responsible it is. Personally, I could give a crap about The Donald or his "opinion". He did good in real estate and managing his money so now he's a god and someone that we should listen to when something stupid comes out of that mouth? What's worse, the fact that he's got an opinion or that the media gives so much publicity to his stupid opinions? If no one was listening to him, he'd shut up already. The only reason he considers himself an expert is because he buys his wives like he buys everything else.