Actually no, thongs shouldn't dig in that deep if you have the correct fit.

So either she has a bad fit or sand in her asscrack. I'm going with option b considering she's sitting on the sand.

And then licking her hand. Gross.

I almost puked at the handlicking picture. Why would she DO that?

And no, thongs shouldn't be all in your crack if they fit you.

That's what you get for wearing diamond encrusted thongs.

OH, gaaaaaaaaaa. I just saw that picture. Smells like teen spirit.

Her obsession with licking is really disgusting. She licked the Stanley Cup, some statue's gold ass, and now her hand after picking her butt.

Well, now we know why Stephen dates her.

It's like Jessica Simpson and her need to take pics with her mouth wide open. I do not want to see in any orifice.

I think it's just hard for JSimp to remember to keep her mouth closed. Breathing and walking at the same time is hard y'all.

I think it takes a huge effort for Jessica to close her mouth. I'm surprised she doesn't drown every time it rains.

Sorry, I can't think and type at the same time. It hurts. They should do a movie together. Lots of licking and toncils.

Maybe it could be on Cinemax's early morning programming and Hayden could lick Jess's tonsils?

Now there's an image I needed stuck in my head all day. Thanks.

… off to try to conjure up memories of Goldenballs instead.

Aaah, Goldenballs.

Special apperance by Cisco Adler.

The 11th Commandment:

Thou shalt not sully Kitchy's memories of Goldenballs with mentions of Cisco Adler's tennis balls in a tube sock.

Ack, that was pretty bad.

Speaking of classlessness, my question is, who does that? i mean everyone pics a wedge, be she is IN PUBLIC. Like IN PUBLIC, in public. Not alone but in a public place.

And not just a discreet pick. But a full on two handed dig session.

And that was uncalled for of me. Beckham balls and Cisco balls should never be mixed.

i hate thongs. they're not really sexy and when you see them on girls who do dirty things like dig in their crack and then lick their hands, you can only imagine what kind of stinky poo rag that thing is gonna be by the time she peels it off.

Thongs are indispensable on most occasions. Just my $0.02.

That said, Evil, I'm so disappointed in you. Goldenballs could easily take Thunderballs in a Mortal Kombatesque fight. All Becks would have to do is to angle his flinty, uberhot stare in the direction of that teabagging piece of human detritus, and it'd be over.

Shhhhhhh, I'm closing my eyes to picture that. I'm going to need a moment.

I'm not in Thunderballs' corner, I'm a Goldenballs all the way.