Which Would Be ... What, Exactly?

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Someone was actually brave enough to try on the new Heidiwood collection, and the reviews were as terrible as we imagined: “Heidiwood [is] the equivalent of having once typed up a recipe and auditioning for Top Chef.” And there’s more:

Everything we saw still gave us sticker shock. Paper-thin tanks for $27? Flimsy, panty-line-molesting dresses at nearly 40 bucks? Sure, that’s a steal compared to Marc Jacobs, but not far enough removed from what you’d pay at the Gap for something that’s at least 100 percent cotton and unlikely to give you a rash. When $37 seems exorbitant for a dress, you know you’ve got problems.

Let us put it this way: When someone is willing to fork over $100+ for one of Lauren Conrad’s simple dresses but simply cannot fathom spending even 20 bucks on a Heidiwood design, you know it’s time to pack up and head back to the plastic surgeon’s office. Unfortunately, all the surgical procedures in the world couldn’t give Heidi a functioning brain or personality.

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Apr 17, 2008 · posted by Whitney · Link · 7 Responses
Comments (7)

No. 1 maria says:

ZOMG her craptastic clothes will give you a rash and she hasn’t even worn ‘em!

Posted: Apr 17, 2008 at 12:13 pm
No. 2 stopthemadness says:

whiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitney!!!!!!!!!

*shakes fist*

Posted: Apr 17, 2008 at 12:39 pm
No. 3 admittedlyaddicted says:

aren’t the shoes in that picture louboutins. why isn’t she wearing her OWN brand…I saw them on Regis and Kelli…HIDEOUS.

Posted: Apr 17, 2008 at 12:51 pm
No. 4 YerMom says:

Whorse face is a shoe monger, nothing makes her more blissful than a pair of $1000 dollar shoes. I am not surprised her clothes are cheaply made, she really just gives off a CHEAP vibe.

Posted: Apr 17, 2008 at 12:54 pm
No. 5 SnackySmores says:

Sadly even the lowest forms of life can still survive without any sort of intelligence.Exhibit A, Heidi Montag, exhibit B, my ex-boyfriend. If his body didn’t tell him when to breathe or eat, he would’ve been dead long ago.

Posted: Apr 17, 2008 at 1:38 pm
No. 6 chezsan says:

No, no, I’m pretty sure that she was wearing Balenciaga shoes on Regis & Kelly. With her $37 dress.

Posted: Apr 17, 2008 at 3:37 pm
No. 7 Luz says:

Who makes those clothes? How much are they getting paid? I would bet anything they’re made by women somewhere in Jordan or Bangladesh making $20 a month. Way to be responsible, Heidi.

Posted: Apr 17, 2008 at 7:04 pm
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