Vampires Must Be Invited In

As he is already widely known to be a pushy madman who will stick his tremendous head into just about anyone's business, Dr Phil wisely sat down with Entertainment Tonight to let them and their audience know that, this time, with this crazy pop star, he wasn't being "as nosy as a Texas Coonhound in a butcher shop."

The way he tells it, the Spears family reached out to him. But belying his story, the Spears' are distancing themselves from the good doctor in every way possible (which is perhaps the first smart decision they've ever made as a family).

And with that, we do believe it's a feud, y'all! Hatfield vs McCoy has nothing on Spears vs McGraw.

Jan 7, 2008 · posted by Cord Jefferson, MollyGood · Link · 11 Responses
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    Comments (11)

    No. 1 Shitchy says:

    So how's this workin' out for ya, Dr Phil?

    Posted: Jan 7, 2008 at 1:22 pm
    No. 2 Rachel says:

    I would have kicked his annoying ass out too. Just let the girl rest and get well if you want to talk to her wait till she is out of the hospital and isn't going mental.

    Posted: Jan 7, 2008 at 1:39 pm
    No. 3 Lisa#1 says:

    Woah, Dr. Phil has a last name? I am just sort of dissapointed it isn't Manuts.

    Posted: Jan 7, 2008 at 1:41 pm
    No. 4 deimos says:

    dr. phil needs to stop worrying about other people's problems and tackle the real issue: how is he going to get that gerbil out of his ass?

    Posted: Jan 7, 2008 at 1:44 pm
    No. 5 janice says:

    First match-up: Robin "Crazyeyes" McGraw vs. Lynne "The Whoremaker" Spears.

    Posted: Jan 7, 2008 at 1:52 pm
    No. 6 jujubees says:

    Once again janice, you've perplexed my brain. Not hard to do. I get distracted by shiny change and shoes. I'll go with Lynne. I don't think Fatty Mcgraw can run in a circle without having a heart attack.

    Posted: Jan 7, 2008 at 2:25 pm
    No. 7 Mr. T says:

    Dr. Shill has got to ride the crazy train.

    Posted: Jan 7, 2008 at 4:35 pm
    No. 8 janice says:

    I don't know, juju. There's a fire in Robin's eyes that is unnatural, like she made a deal with some sort of devil. Some bald, sanctimonious devil… I'd put $5 on McGraw.

    Posted: Jan 7, 2008 at 4:38 pm
    No. 9 eeks says:

    I don't hate him. I don't watch him, but he's not awful. The Spears can use all the help they can get, by God.

    Posted: Jan 7, 2008 at 4:43 pm
    No. 10 eeks says:

    I don't hate him. I don't watch him, but he's not awful. The Spears can use all the help they can get, by God.

    Posted: Jan 7, 2008 at 4:43 pm
    No. 11 blah says:

    Wouldn't the better option had been for Dr. Phil to realize that his presence might be a distraction? Thereby doing the exact opposite of what was supposed to be going on. He should have recommended a private physcian that would not be high profile and could give her help.

    How her mom didn't realize that this was a bad idea lends credence to the fact that mental illness is hereditary.

    Posted: Jan 7, 2008 at 5:08 pm
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