Fool indeed.

There is a whole lot of shitty going on in these pictures. Where would one even start? I'd like to start on that bottom picture with his foot on the couch. WTF? Does he think he's getting his senior picture taken at Olan Mills?

Oh my god, Olan Mills! You just hit the nail on the head with that one juju

His skeleton wife is missing?

The only positive thing I can say is at least he's not exposing his creepy shaved chest. I wish he would have buttoned that shirt up. He could use one of those bras himself.

I used to like him, but he's gone over the Beverly Hills edge. Stuff like this puts his credibility in the toilet. He's becoming a joke and a caricature of his former self. Jeez, what is in the air over there? Isn't anyone normal?

Olan Mills - omg, can't stop laughing!

All he needs is the fake background

Oh, and nothing says "trust me" like a cheesy, shiny suit jacket and a bucket of hair grease, don't you think?

btw, wtf is going in photo #3? Why is that woman holding up that bra/slip thing? Eek, this is wrong on so many levels.

Ah, Dr. 90210, you lost my viewership when after a breast "aug" you felt up your patient and told her her breasts looked beautiful. Creep.

Come on now, Danny Terrio looks pretty good for his age.

In a previous post's comments we tried coming up with ideas on how the douchiest of douches would dress. Hags, we've just been shown up, but we weren't far off the mark. In our defense, we couldn't have possibly foreseen anyone choosing to wear that jacket.

this guy is such a tool bag

What's sad is that this may be his best suit that I've seen.

He pretty much lost all credibility when he talked about "cute little vagina lifts." You need your vag lifted, fine. But when your doctor calls it "cute" and tells you how hot you're gonna look, beware of being under anesthesia in his presence.

I haven't seen a jacket like that since Grease. But it was a flashy musical so the jackets were appropriate. On the man who may be lifting your vagina, not appropriate.

I guess he wants you to stare at him so you don't notice his lack of board certification.

And the winner of Mollygoods' 2008 Bryan Ferry Lookalike Competition is ………..

No man who intentionally leaves 4 shirt buttons unbuttoned is getting anywhere near my vagina in any capacity, medical or otherwise.

Now that is just some good advice right there. We need Lisa to write an e book on how to spot men that should not be anywhere near vaginas.

If we keep repeating the word vagina, do you think Cord will get squicked out?

I always felt sorry for his wife on the tv show…she seems very needy and no self confidence….and you know this dude is cheating on her. He looks soooo cheesy~

I'm pretty sure if we type it a few more times he'll skip lunch.

He's gone from "friendly", to creepy and greasy. The wife has issues.

Vagina, gina, gina, I lifted you with Rey.

I always felt so sorry for his insecure wife. He really treats her as an afterthought. The waxed chest, the tacky suits, telling clients that they are "hot"… if anyone deserves a crippling lawsuit, it's this douche bag.

He'd just pay them off with boob jobs and liposuction.

Has his wife left him yet? I keep waiting for it to happen. I think she has a breaking point. She's a good skeletor from Canada, she won't put up with his tom foolery much longer.

Ugh. He's so guido. I am half expecting him to show up with a black leather vest with no shirt underneath. BTW, what is up with all his kung foo crap? Everywhere you go, he's kicking and carrying his numbchucks (sp?) around. He was on HSN the other night doing his best Jackie Chan. Really terrible.

Someone should tell him that nothing says "3 a.m. lounge at the Flamingo Hotel" like a glittery jacket.

Jet black hair and kung foo moves only works if your a young hot Elvis. It didn't even work for old fat Elvis.

And Bruce Campbell in Bubba Ho-Tep.

He reminds me of the guys from A Night at the Roxbury. Nice blonde highlights, douchebag!

why are you all so mean to him?

you dont like the way he dresses fine. so he is different than other boring doctors. he is young is athletic works out and is good at what he does so leave him and his poor wife alone. get a life or pick on someone else.