A for Effort

Get this: magic isn’t real. Neither is being a child actor. That’s why Draco Malfoy, arch nemesis of Harry Potter (at least he was the last time I cared), is practicing to be a singer.

Malfoy’s muggle name is Tom Felton and his muggle songs are too saccharine for this muggle-fucker to enjoy. What do you think?

May 15, 2008 · posted by Cord Jefferson, MollyGood · Link · 14 Responses
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Comments (14)

No. 1 J-Ho says:

Muggle-fucker? Nicely done. I should have thought of that by now.

We’re technically muggle-fuckers though, aren’t we? Unless, that is, bestiality is your thing.

Posted: May 15, 2008 at 10:56 am
No. 2 Keeblerkahn says:

I think theses are actually thinly veiled homo-erotic love songs to to Daniel Radcliffe.

After seeing Dan’s full frontal Voldemort in those Equus shots, can you really blame the guy?

Posted: May 15, 2008 at 11:34 am
No. 3 lady says:

im surprised he sings with such an accent- usually u cant hear the accent

Posted: May 15, 2008 at 4:45 pm
No. 4 Kitty says:

No.3 lady, it’s popular in the UK to sing with an accent, think Lily Allen, etc. It’s freaking annoying.

Posted: May 15, 2008 at 7:11 pm
No. 5 button says:

God I hate this singing in an obscene British accent thing.

Posted: May 15, 2008 at 7:40 pm
No. 6 cords says:

I like him - it’s a bit rough, but he has talent.

Posted: May 15, 2008 at 11:58 pm
No. 7 Hannah says:

I really don’t think it’s that bad!

Posted: May 16, 2008 at 5:51 am
No. 8 Christina says:

It sounds a little ‘THe Kooks’… buts its aiight :)

Posted: May 16, 2008 at 8:50 pm
No. 9 Neville Longbottom says:

Aloha Mora. Never tickle a sleeping Dragon.That Muggle Fucker is as bad as quidditch as he is singing.

Posted: May 17, 2008 at 3:56 pm
No. 10 claire says:

He’s from SE England and that’s how we talk. Far better than putting on some phoney Yank accent.

Posted: May 17, 2008 at 4:27 pm
No. 11 Katie says:

I think you need a life and too stop being such an ass about Tom Felton.

Posted: May 17, 2008 at 5:35 pm
No. 12 leslie says:

me thinks nice. wot accent are yous talking about? y’all are way ter critical y’know

Posted: May 17, 2008 at 8:33 pm
No. 13 Jojo says:

There is no ‘accent’. In England its the natural way of speaking. They don’t put it on. You forget ‘American’ is actually English. We put the accent on things, so singing in an american voice would be putting on an accent. Fools.

Posted: May 18, 2008 at 5:19 pm
No. 14 n-s-m says:

i think he’s really good. And yeah what no 13 said :)

Posted: May 19, 2008 at 2:03 am
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