Grammy Awards Recognize Crooner
After a fun-filled evening spent swirling around London’s SoHo district and spitting on photographers – “a mystery white powder smeared across her nostrils” and her beehive perched ever precariously – the tireless Amy Winehouse awoke today to discover she was the recipient of six Grammy nominations.
This year’s Grammy ceremony will mark the 50th anniversary of the awards and the 25th anniversary of the awards being political instead of meritorious. That in mind, we think the infamous Winehouse’s chances of winning are slimmer than her.
A shame, because a Grammy award could easily become two eight balls at the right pawn shop.
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AMY WINEHOUSE WINS IT ALL
ALL 6 GRAMMYS
Methinks the “mystery white powder” isn’t all that much of a mystery.
Does Vicks Menthol come in white? She could
have a cold and doesn’t want to get her chest area
goopy. I’m just sayin. Could be possible.
That’s why I like you queen… you give everyone the benefit of doubt.
Maybe its flour. Maybe she was “baking” and fell in.
It’s totally mashed up candy cane.
I’m going to guess it’s shake and bake.
wow, it’s like she’s trying to see how much columbian marching powder she can fit into those things
“I’m going to guess it’s shake and bake.”
It’s definitely baked.
It’s just a shame that she does tons of cocaine, she marries a loser, she drinks too much, get’s into trouble, and is rewarded with six grammy’s. Someone should tiptoe over to the pool of vomit she’s passed out in and tell her the good news.
In all honesty Chelsea, my neighbor is anorexic and she breaks at least one bone a month. Trust me sweety it may be cute now but its not when you’re 40-50. GET WELL!!!
Also people make fun of her call her names….
how can she not check her nose before she leaves the house?
Merry Christmas.
And she has it in the final turn…
( Hi BBandB, I’ve missed you.)
Hi QC… I literally “ran” myself out. Brain no function when no fuel…
Was I in Luton? No comprende but coming around.
I’m melting …. !
Amy needs hugs …not drugs. I hope she wins all six grammies and then does not try to snort them all at once. Fame can sometimes be like cocaine… a deadly destructive drug.
P.S. I know…cos I’ve been there….. celebrating winning a Commie the other week nearly pushed me over the edge…..
P.P.S. Thank fuck Cord was good enough to not award me a Commie this time round…he just might have saved my soul and my sanity….
If Amy ever does decide to do rehab…maybe she should come and try it here on Mollygood….
That’s how I like to do it, Billy. Like one every 2 months. I like that feeling of being worthless and then getting an award and then feeling like he likes me, he really likes me. And then nothing for a few months so I have to re examing my existence.