Eccentric millionaire Puff Diddy Combs' $400,000 Maybach was rendered a mangled piece of shit on Friday night when it was rear-ended by a drunk driver named Charles Lorenzo, who, after getting out of his car to assess the damage he caused, passed out face down on the street.

Drunk driving's stupid, but so is buying ultra-expensive motorcars, so how 'bout we all just agree to be thankful that idiocy canceled out idiocy and call it a day?