Problems of the Very Wealthy

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Masha Markova, that little idiot careless enough to not only own an $11,000 mink coat, but also throw said coat into a “common bin” at a club where it was then stolen by Lindsay Lohan, has regained her fur. Upon its return, the 22-year-old Markova said the coat “reeked of cigarettes and booze.”

Markova and her attorney are now demanding a $10,000 “rental fee” from Lohan the thief, daughter to one of Long Island’s best mothers.

May 7, 2008 · posted by Cord Jefferson, MollyGood · Link · 8 Responses
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Comments (8)

No. 1 Keeblerkahn says:

Yes, it’s the girls fault her coat was stolen. How dare she demand to get it back. Lindsay Lohan has clearly given so much to society with her contributions to the arts that she should have been allowed to keep it.

You’re so right, Masha Markova is just being petty.

Posted: May 7, 2008 at 11:28 am
No. 2 SnackySmores says:

She’s never going to see any cash. She should demand that Lohan pay her in cigarettes and booze.

Posted: May 7, 2008 at 11:53 am
No. 3 m says:

I think Miss Manners would say Lindsay should pay for the coat’s cleaning. Obviously Lindsay is worried about that.

Posted: May 7, 2008 at 11:57 am
No. 4 citmyway says:

hahahah, this is some funny shit!!! That Linsey girl just don’t care! I’ve heard of her always demanding or taking to much swag but to just out right steal someones coat….freakin pitiful!!! But funny as hell!!!

Posted: May 7, 2008 at 3:44 pm
No. 5 Dexter Street Lefty says:

That’s funny–I found both Lindsay’s dignity and integrity in the common bin at Opus 9* last weekend.

*Arbitrary trendy club name. Or shitty restaurant in WMBGVA.

Posted: May 7, 2008 at 7:15 pm
No. 6 YerMom says:

I would have sold that jacket on Ebay the day I got it back, people still liked Lindsey then right?

Posted: May 7, 2008 at 10:14 pm
No. 7 kellygrrrl says:

heckuva job Dina

maybe we can next honor Moms of Serial Killers!!!

Posted: May 7, 2008 at 11:21 pm
No. 8 April says:

she should pay a rental and for cleaning but FUCK if Id pay the coast of the coat as a 1 week rental.

Like i tell blockbuster everyweek.. ill just keep the damn thing, heres the check.

Posted: May 8, 2008 at 6:18 am
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