i hate this stuck up bitch.

…or they could be sharing it.

then again, anyone who names their child after produce probably can't do many things on their own.

umm, i think that's his job. let him get paid.

Aren't men supposed to hold the umbrella for the woman? Maybe I'm just plain old fashioned but it's also this guy's job, obviously. I agree with scooter butt.

Well maybe she is just taking precautions because it looks like she already fell once and ripped her pantyhose. I know sometimes when I dont have both hands free I might just topple over.

that's a rain drop on the lens cooter

Uh, I was joking.

Obviously her hair is just styled to perfection, and she can't afford to risk getting a drop on it. So she needs the large man with the golf umbrella.

Fishsticks. I smell fishsticks.

Why, why, why is she called fishsticks? Can someone please explain!!

Janice, I almost fell off may chair! Everytime I see her I just want to grab her and wash that mop and cut off about 5 inches.

But, julie, her hair is so beautiful, it looks like the strings on my very nicest mop… oh to hell with it. It's hideous. We should cut it, for real.

megs, I wish I knew why she was called fishsticks. My best bet is that it sounds kind of like gwyneth, and she looks bland and soggy and pale, like a fishstick.

You don't seem to realize that poor men holding things for rich women is a cherished and sacred tradition in Africa, where Gwyneth is from, because she is African and holds fast to the traditional African ways that she learned at her mother's side in the threshing fields of Africa where she grew up, being an African and all.

Does she have any fans? I've never met anyone that doesn't dislike her. Her stringy, overprocessed hair could be fixed, but what is she going to do with that disproportionately large face of hers?

i hate her so much. she's not that good actress so why do we even bother?