OK, just got this e-mail from a – not joking – Ms Goon, asking if I'd like to cover an event in which women will be hawking hair dye made especially for pubes. "Let me know if you’re interested in attending, covering or need high res images, thanks!" she shouts. I, of course, am not interested, and I can't imagine what type of person would be after reading a description like this:
**MEDIA ALERT**
Is your betty™ ready for Sex & the City?
betty - color for the hair down there™ is giving S&TC fans another reason to look forward to Friday, May 30th!
WHAT: betty – color for the hair down there™, the hottest new beauty product on the market, is giving Sex & the City fans another reason to look forward to Friday, May 30th! Don't miss “The betty™ Girls” at Lincoln Square’s AMC Loews Theatre between 7pm – 10pm! In attendance will be Nancy Jarecki, Philanthropist and CEO/Founder of the innovative beauty company bettybeauty, inc. with several other celebrity appearances! In addition to “sexy” treats and promotional gifts, “the betty™ girls” will be giving away specially created ‘betty – color for the hair down there™’ products commemorating the unforgettable Samantha Jones “bozo” episode! No “Sex & the City” fan will want to miss out on this memorable event!
Unlike the famous "bozo" moment, when Samantha Jones attempted to cover a gray hair “down there” with off-the-shelf hair dye and wound up a “bozo” color orange, betty – color for the hair down there™ is the first no-drip color dye, specially formulated to match your hair below with your hair above, cover gray or just have fun!
Hey, ladies, if you're old enough to have "hair down there" and you're still calling it your "betty," you've got much bigger issues to dispatch before you begin worrying about a few gray pubes.
This, by the way, is the death knell of Sex and the City ad campaigning.
Editor
This is the most amazing thing I've ever heard of. EVER.
Come on, Cord! Go! The world is dying to have your journalistic integrity on this. . . we need to know!!
Please go. This has the potential to be life-changing (and life-giving?). You have misjudged the awesome factor.
:)
cord, if you *don't* go, you're dead to me.
But what if, just being hypothetical here, you don't have "hair down there?" Say, due to shaving, waxing, or some misfortunate accident? Do you directly dye the skin? Just saying…
Do they make a wax for Bald Betties?
Whoaoohah, Black Betty, bamalam, woooha, Black Betty, bamalam. Black Betty had a child, bamalam, the thing done dyed pubes.
Ewwwww… this is terrible- you have to go. Can you imagine the gift bags? Come on, do it for us! Maybe Whitney could go instead? You can't pass something this disgusting up.
Lisa, that song has been stuck in my head since I first read this post.
Hmm… I'm afraid to ask what the high res pics would be of. :-/
This gives new meaning to the name "Ugly Betty".
I really hope this doesn't show up on QVC.
oh shit queencrone! if my mother sees this for sale at 4 in the morning when she can't sleep and is impressionable…
Whoa Black Betty
Bam-ba-lam!
Apple Pan Dowdy to Apple Brown Betty!