Wow, how much food does it take to be a fat coke addict?

Someone is lacing his coke with weed.

Jason Davis and Perez: Separated at birth?

well i guess i can’t say i’ve never seen a fat coke head anymore. he must eat buckets of lard to keep his roundish figure.

you’d be surprised how many fatties are on coke.

I guess it gives them the stamina to eat twice as fast

Well, this really blows my new campaign I was pitching to Jenny Craig….snort your way to a new, thinner you.

I suppose if I were his stepfather I’d do all I could to facilitate his self-destruction too. Can you imagine waking up on a Sunday morning and finding THAT sprawled across your sofa?

This might be good news for speed.

Coke blows, try speed
Speed, we’re the new coke
Brandon Davis snorts coke, try speed, we’re skinny

are we sure it’s cocaine tho? it could just be packets of powdered sugar.

Are you trying to imply that Brandon Davis is free basing powdered donughts? Hmmm, I could buy that.

For some reason I love the idea of Jason Davis testing positive for donuts.

The coroner reports that Davis was admitted with a glucose level of 500, and that there simply wasn’t enough insulin available to save his life. He also indicated that while his post-mortem report would be forthcoming, it would most probably be inconclusive as modern medicine has yet to develop a means by which his triglycerides and cholesterol levels might be measured. After being pressured for an educated guess, Dr. Smith suggested that what little of Davis wasn’t sugar was actually fat and cholesterol, and it was his professional opinion that with addition of a bit of vanilla Davis would be more frosting than human.

See what you’ve done? I’ve imagined death on him.

Hmm, I feel sorry for the guy anyway; nothing like the crazy rich to bring up a child with serious issues…who knows what he saw in his ma and dad’s wild parties!? OR what he took!?

boo hoo: Once you’re an adult you become the owner of your baggage. If he can afford coke he can afford therapy.

Do you think there is an AA next door to a Weight Watchers?

Oh, this pus bucket again. A walking heart attack and heartache for mommy, this one.

I am with Lily… if you can afford to pack your nose, you can afford a dollar in the basket once a day at AA and to pay your therapist twice a week.

Continue until it makes sense and then keep going until you’re sick of it, and then keep going until you like going, and keep going until you’re a productive member of society. Who knows when that might be for this creep.

JUST THINK HOW BIG HE BE IF HE DIDN’T DO COKE