Soooo not second-rate. Adrian is awesome.

I heart him. Did anybody see his documentary? I think he may be too young for me.

He's 31!!

Oh nice, he's not too young. There's just this whole family and my not even living in the same state thing. Plus his dating that tall blonde model. Minor details, it's on like donkey kong.

juju, it doesn't stop Kitchy from smackin' the Goldenballs. Now, if I can just convince Brad Pitt to pick up the next orphan at my house. "You'll love her, Brad. She's got red hair, about 5'5. She likes midnight walks on the beach and hot guys named Brad Pitt."

I just don't get it…Adrian seems like a nice fella, I HATE his show, but just no spark. As long as Cord doesn't diss my homie Christian Bale then we're ok.

I live in the same state as Goldenballs, though.

And Christian Bale. WOW.

Bale is a very nice looking gent. I shall like to play Scrabble with him (naked)

Oh Christian Bale. I know he was supposed to be hateable in American Psyco, but I just couldn't hate the hotness.

Just wait, Cord will dig up some photo with a story about how Christian Bale is doing something morally reprehensible like using styrofoam or something.

American Psycho ended up being an awesome movie thanks to Bale. He played it PERFECTLY. Not to mention was beyond hot.

I actually just saw that movie for the first time on IFC a month or so ago. I thought it was pretty good.

something abou thte kitten in the atm scene that always turned me off that movie

Mmmmm….I concur on this whole Christian Bale thread. He's the hottest thing in Hollywood by far. CAN'T WAIT for the new Batman movie.

thank you, this guy is super hot but he really is a terrible actor. so funny he's on a show playing a character whose suppose to be a great actor and he cant act for his life. Remember in his documentary when his friend was like: dude everyone thinks your a pussy, just like your dad. too good

April, you were ok with the whole rats thing and him taking a bite out of the girl's crotch but the kitten one turned you off? *lol*

Kitchy, I thought the same thing! Well, about taking the bite out of the girl's crotch. That was a shudder moment for me.

I decided I wanted to look at some yummy Bale pictures, and just found out that he voiced Howl in Howl's Moving Castle. I love that movie!

The chainsaw thing was sick and creepy. But I loved where he was talking about Huey Lewis and the news. That was hiiii larious.

Not to mention the chainsaw scene? Naw April I'm with you too…kitten not funny at all. I can ignore the scary for the Bale hotness in that movie. He has beautiful skin, I think that's why I'm so enamored. Anyone seen the Machinist?

I predict a Machinist thread slamming Bale for causing anorexia in males.

I think their undisputed masterpiece is "Hip to be Square", a song so catchy, most people probably don't listen to the lyrics. But they should, because it's not just about the pleasures of conformity, and the importance of trends, it's also a personal statement about the band itself.

–The Phil Collins part is hilarious too :-)

I'm into murders and executions mostly.

I liked him in "The Adventures of Sebastian Cole". I don't have HBO, so I don't know what that show is like.

Also, Christian Bale had a beer at my friend's restaurant/bar here a few weeks ago. He's apparently ridiculously nice and a good tipper.

I need to engage in homicidal behaviour on a massive scale. It can not be corrected but I have no other way to fulfill my needs.

[Recurring line]
Patrick Bateman: I have to return some videotapes.

I wouldn't kick Christian out of bed for eating pralines, that's all I'm sayin'.

As long as he'd use babywipes post-pralines, I'd be down.

I'm nasty, I wouldn't even make him use wipes. That's just how I roll.

Cait! We thought the Scientologists got you. Whew!

I've always heard that Bale is a wonderfully nice and polite guy.

Who probably is faithful to his wife.

Asshole.

Yeah, sorry, I was on a business trip to D.C….thankfully, I'm back in the land of gangland shootings and crawfish!

His wife is gorgeous too…skank.

Wait a sec, Evil, did y'all think I was in Clearwater or something? ;)

We did. You see, some people in a white van absconded with jujubees and then April and I realized we hadn't heard from you for a while. We were afraid they'd gotten to you too.

Thankfully, we appear to have deprogrammed jujubees successfully.

It was the snark. No amount of Tom juice can fight the snark in me.

THAT WAS DIFFICULT TOO!
Juju- you had us worried

welcome home cait!

Tom juice??? Ewwwwwwwwwwwww.

also yea, all that and it was the kitten that bothered me. i really like animals.

*whisper* I hear Tom juice is made of Soylent Green.

SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!

Oh yeah. THey changed the formula. Now, IT'S MADE FROM PEEEEEEEO PLE. IT'S MADE FROM PEEEEEEEEE POLE

soylent green is people! its people!!!!

UMMM…. we are scary.

Did anybody else watch that movie and wish Charleton would become a big ole soylent pop? And Farrah's hair was at it's most fetherlicious.

Perhaps we got that leftover Paris brain?

Another movie I've missed…but I get the gist… Heston kicks ass. Not Bale ass, but ass.

Pretty much once you find out about the people, it's over.

Nah, April, I just need sleep in order to recover from the scary sighting of jhorts on the Washington Metro.

Awwww memories. That's my hometown. Did you say hi to W from us?

I lived in Alexandria as a wee chirrint. :)

Seperates as youth by the red line. Wait, maybe it was the blue line? I haven't been back in awhile. I think the metro smells less uriney compared to the NYC subway. I still wouldn't take my shoes off.

Seperated. S is right next to the d and I've said screw it to backspacing today.

The Orange goes towards Arlington and Falls Church, the Red is the wonky east-west one, and the Blue is the Pentagon line.

You know, I could've gone my whole life without hearing the phrase "Tom juice."

Think about poor Kate. She has to live with the Tom Juice all the time.

You're assuming they actually live together. Reality is, they each have their own wing of the house and outside the paparazzi's view, they never see each other. And it's not like his actual juice has ever been inside of her. Suri is so not his biological child.

Don't make Suri angry she will crush you.

Oh my, I see the uproar I caused by letting you all know about the super secret ingredient of Tom juice.