Good news, everyone! The fairytale romance between Bret Michaels and Ambre Lake, the winner of Rock of Love 2, has come to an end, thus opening the window of opportunity for the leftover STD-ridden famewhores who have yet to be picked for a reality dating show.
So what went wrong after Bret "tried twice to find love by filling a mansion with gorgeous women and having them compete for his heart" (according to the press release)? Well, for starters, Bret admits that "there's no time for a relationship." Oh, well that explains it! Now can we pack it up and call it a day?
Evidently not, because a third season — Rock of Love Bus with Bret Michaels — is coming to assault your television sets next year, and this time the girls will be stuck on a bus for 30 days. Challenges will revolve around Bret's life on the road: "Whether it’s greeting aggressive groupies with a smile, enduring grueling schedules, dodging the advances of the warm-up band or even stepping in last-minute to fill in for delinquent roadies – these girls will be put to the test."
This, ladies and gentlemen, is why my grandma should invest in a Tivo.
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Oooooh what a dirty little nugget of shameful reality TV.. I can't wait. Tell your Gram I'll tape it for her. :)
I'm so happy, I could cry.
Ditto, Lale. I downright squealed when I read that. I TOTALLY heart skanks and Bret Michaels.
Sweet fancy Moses, I'm so excited!
Yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyesssssssssss!!!
thank god for the location change, A $400 set budget will probably play better on a tour bus. Tthere is only so many velvet-covered plywood hearts and superglued tribal barbwire above the bed a girl can take in one episode.
Oooo, I peed my pants in anticipation. It was hot.
ugh look at bret's bulge in that pic. i wonder how much of it is sock, how much of it is swelling from the chlamydia and how much of it is actually his penis. oh wait… i can watch the pam and bret sex tape to answer that one.
Nice to see him without that bandana wrapped around his head for once.
Why to people watch this stuff? It's nothing but a bunch of trashy, stripper pole swinging bimbo's who are just looking to launch some type of career!
They are not really interested in him, and he is a rock star. Do you wonder what is wrong with him that he is so desperate to "find love" he does something like this?
It's all about the benjamins
Ms. Swan: "He. Looka. Like a. Woman."
Tom, I love watching trashy, stripper pole swinging bimbo's flounce around trying to impress a has-been rocker by showing their boobs and guzzling alcohol. I'm waiting for the show when a girl gets a herp sore on her lip that she swears is a pimple, and we all find out from the resident stalker - ahem, bitch - that she sucked him off 2 nights before. Explosive trashy "real" drama…who can't love it.