Girl, You'll Be a Woman in Several More Years

You may not know this, but 15-year-old Miley Cyrus is nuts! She’s always doing really wild things like getting porcelain veneers and making YouTube videos, living a life of hedonism, whimsy and Pixy Sticks. If you’re thinking it must be hell on her long term relationships, you’re right. “I???m too much to handle right now,” Cyrus recently told Top of the Pops magazine. “I can???t be quiet and cute for boys – I have to be a bit crazy.” Surely, anti-establishment quotes like those won’t at all heighten the budding interest convicts have in little ol’ Miley.

Jun 24, 2008 · posted by Cord Jefferson, MollyGood · Link · 6 Responses
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Comments (6)

No. 1 gayledi says:

Does anyone remember Brooke Shields & her Calvin Klein jeans? She was 15. She turned out to be a really good person.

Posted: Jun 24, 2008 at 4:02 pm
No. 2 kate says:

Gross. Who gets veneers anyway? do people think they actually look like real teeth? Brook Shields was in a completely different era… i feel sorry for these young girls who think this is how you are supposed to be.

Posted: Jun 24, 2008 at 6:05 pm
No. 3 thatguy says:

Thanks for the memories gayledi, I had that calvin clein ad in my locker at school, and I don’t think that Brooke did the ad, then tried to play innocent and taken advantage of. This Miley kid and her folks are upset about those portraits when her own comments and candid photos are far more sexually charged.

Beside Brooke was smokin hot back then, this little bug-eyed, buck-toothed bumpkin is already turning into a media whore.

Miley Montana and her achy-breaky douche bag dad can’t hold a candle to Ms Shields then or now.

Nothing comes between me and my Calvins. DAMN she was hot!

Posted: Jun 24, 2008 at 8:10 pm
No. 4 becky says:

I know someone who has bad teeth and is very self-conscious about it, and she’s not a celebrity. I know she would jump at the chance at getting veneers! Miley Cyrus is a celebrity, of course she would. What’s the big deal?! Your smile is the most important thing on your face!

Posted: Jun 26, 2008 at 1:05 am
No. 5 kate says:

How about you get some freaking braces? Veneers make you look like Matt Dillon in Something About Mary. They look natural on no-one…

Posted: Jun 26, 2008 at 10:54 am
No. 6 DIVINE mary says:

My mother is getting porcelain veneers because shes 60 and has been grinding her teeth her entire life. When you’re as rich as that girl, you can get whatever you want, whenever you want it.

Posted: Jun 26, 2008 at 5:31 pm
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